Sunday 17 February 2013
Friday 8 February 2013
Well... I am so sorry.
Hey guys. it seems like I have been an idiot and not posting anything. So I might, MIGHT, stop this blog. Why? Because I have a figment, twitter, youtube, Facebook, instagram, gifboom, website, and tumblr. I have other networks and one of these is a blogging website. So I have decided that I might be stopping this blog. I will stop unless I get comments on this post telling me not to. So if you want me to keep going, comment. So just in case I do stop here is my tumblr blog. Click here now. But maybe I won't stop. It depends. Time will tell. If I don't post on Monday... this will be my last post. Well byeeee guyssss. It has been a fun few months.
Sunday 27 January 2013
Improved Schedule
So if you follow my blog daily you have probably noticed that I have not been following my schedule at all. I'm sorry I have just been busy and by busy I mean lazy. I wanted to start posting again but something was holding me back. Therefore I decided that maybe if I update the look of my blog from the boring water color sky and grass to an improved style I would feel motivated. I was right. I am really enjoying this style, basically the telephone booths represent different portals to other thoughts and fantasy lands. I am official a hipster by saying that.... Also I put a little bio about my self and a picture so readers know who I am and that I'm not a 50 year old armenian guy. I deleted the "vlog" tab because I wasn't really using it. In the future I am thinking of maybe creating other fun tabs fro people to enjoy. FINALLY, I have updated the daily schedule into something a little easier to follow. And here is that schedule.
Monday: Still rant day
Tuesday: Some sort of video post
Wednesday: News day, my thoughts on current news.
Thursday: Literature day.
Friday: Movie day (every second friday only)
Saturday: Nothing
Sunday: Random post of random.
I am very sorry if I cancelled you're favorite segment. Comment you're complaints and if I get enough I will probably make that Saturday's topic. Thanks for the great year guys, from Nttp, to this. I officially have 1,000 views on this little blog. Which is amazing. Bye internet friends. :)
Monday: Still rant day
Tuesday: Some sort of video post
Wednesday: News day, my thoughts on current news.
Thursday: Literature day.
Friday: Movie day (every second friday only)
Saturday: Nothing
Sunday: Random post of random.
I am very sorry if I cancelled you're favorite segment. Comment you're complaints and if I get enough I will probably make that Saturday's topic. Thanks for the great year guys, from Nttp, to this. I officially have 1,000 views on this little blog. Which is amazing. Bye internet friends. :)
Thursday 24 January 2013
GUYS UPDATES!
Hey it's been awhile! Miss you guys! So I am making an update blog about the changes around here. Firstly I am changing the whole look of the blog. The name will stay the same but it well be a lot more... white space. Secondly schedule change! After I finish the customizing I will be posting a new schedule! OHHH EXCITING. Keep in mind I am suppose to be studying.... Also ASK US QUESTIONS FOR NTTP! email at: nevertrustthepenguin@gmail.com !
Tuesday 8 January 2013
Hotel Fails (not opinion)
If you read my last post you know that I recently got back from Cuba and today I am going to tell you about the fails that happened during my vacation.
Fail Number 1: So on the second day of my travels they were having archery, yesterday I did horrid and I wanted to improve, so I went over to go shot. BUT... the guy who ran it said I could not participate because i WAS OBVIOUSLY under the age of sixteen. So i got angry and walked away angry.tw he called me eleven, ELEVEN! I'm thirteen going on fourteen. So I decided I should write a letter to the management. AN ANGRY LETTER. So Alaska has taught me the art of the angry letter. I wrote one saying that I had to pay adult prices and it is against my civil right blah blah blah. I gave it to the lobby and they gave it to the management. Of course my family made fun of me. But the next day I was allowed to shoot and I won against those botches! First place! (This is more of a win then a fail)
Fail Number 2: There I was fighting against the harsh waves. The angry water crashed into my face and returning to drag me under. I got all the way to the middle of the ocean when I massive wave attacked my face swiping away my sense of sight. My glasses flew from my face and fell into the murky churning water below, lost for interity. I ran to take action. I grasped my google and snorkel and dove into the dangerous water, yet I found nothing. I was lost and broken down.
Okay so that was fancy way of saying. A wave knocked off my glasses and they are gone.
Fail Number 3: I was on the plan 2000 feet in the air when I started to feel ill. My vision blurred and my stomach ached and for some reason I decided going to the bathroom would be my best bet. Spoiler alert: bad desicion. The line for the bathroom was so long so my sleepy foggy mind walked back to my sit running into people as I go then I just passed out, face down in the middle of the airplane's isle. When I woke up seconds after people were asking me if I was okay and a flight attendant ran over, I though he was going to like help me, nope. He said, and I quote "Excuse me you are not allowed to lie in the middle of the isle." NO SH*T SHERLOCK!
I hope you enjoyed my win and fails!
Fail Number 1: So on the second day of my travels they were having archery, yesterday I did horrid and I wanted to improve, so I went over to go shot. BUT... the guy who ran it said I could not participate because i WAS OBVIOUSLY under the age of sixteen. So i got angry and walked away angry.tw he called me eleven, ELEVEN! I'm thirteen going on fourteen. So I decided I should write a letter to the management. AN ANGRY LETTER. So Alaska has taught me the art of the angry letter. I wrote one saying that I had to pay adult prices and it is against my civil right blah blah blah. I gave it to the lobby and they gave it to the management. Of course my family made fun of me. But the next day I was allowed to shoot and I won against those botches! First place! (This is more of a win then a fail)
Fail Number 2: There I was fighting against the harsh waves. The angry water crashed into my face and returning to drag me under. I got all the way to the middle of the ocean when I massive wave attacked my face swiping away my sense of sight. My glasses flew from my face and fell into the murky churning water below, lost for interity. I ran to take action. I grasped my google and snorkel and dove into the dangerous water, yet I found nothing. I was lost and broken down.
Okay so that was fancy way of saying. A wave knocked off my glasses and they are gone.
Fail Number 3: I was on the plan 2000 feet in the air when I started to feel ill. My vision blurred and my stomach ached and for some reason I decided going to the bathroom would be my best bet. Spoiler alert: bad desicion. The line for the bathroom was so long so my sleepy foggy mind walked back to my sit running into people as I go then I just passed out, face down in the middle of the airplane's isle. When I woke up seconds after people were asking me if I was okay and a flight attendant ran over, I though he was going to like help me, nope. He said, and I quote "Excuse me you are not allowed to lie in the middle of the isle." NO SH*T SHERLOCK!
I hope you enjoyed my win and fails!
Monday 7 January 2013
JUSTIN BIEBER SMOKED WEED
Okay so the post I promised, tomorrow. TOMORROW!
So apparently the Biebs was caught smoking marijuana. But the pot thickens (get it). A paparazzi was trying to follow the Biebs and see what was up and try to get some pictures but he followed the car to an apartment and he got ran over and killed by another car! Killed! That is insane! But for some reason no one really cares about the dead person (R.I.P) they care that later that day photos of Justin Bieber smoking weed leaked. Everyone freaked, the Beilbers were horrified,the news cared for an unknown reason, the directioners didn't really care, and then theres me sitting int the corner face palming. And the plot thickens even more! Now on twitter and other social networks people are CUTTING THEMSELVES for Justin Bieber! They are self harming themselves for a stupid celebrity. So I am angry. I am pretty upset about this. Why? Because JB smoked an illegal drug? NO! He can smoke his brain cells away I don't care. But he is influencing people to harm themselves? Get your crap together Biebs. You are like an icon role model for everyone and you smoking weed makes them upset and cut. Yah I know that he didn't make them cut but he needs to realize 12 year old girls treat him like a hero. BE A FRIGGEN ROLE MODEL IDIOT! And that's my rant. GR.
So apparently the Biebs was caught smoking marijuana. But the pot thickens (get it). A paparazzi was trying to follow the Biebs and see what was up and try to get some pictures but he followed the car to an apartment and he got ran over and killed by another car! Killed! That is insane! But for some reason no one really cares about the dead person (R.I.P) they care that later that day photos of Justin Bieber smoking weed leaked. Everyone freaked, the Beilbers were horrified,the news cared for an unknown reason, the directioners didn't really care, and then theres me sitting int the corner face palming. And the plot thickens even more! Now on twitter and other social networks people are CUTTING THEMSELVES for Justin Bieber! They are self harming themselves for a stupid celebrity. So I am angry. I am pretty upset about this. Why? Because JB smoked an illegal drug? NO! He can smoke his brain cells away I don't care. But he is influencing people to harm themselves? Get your crap together Biebs. You are like an icon role model for everyone and you smoking weed makes them upset and cut. Yah I know that he didn't make them cut but he needs to realize 12 year old girls treat him like a hero. BE A FRIGGEN ROLE MODEL IDIOT! And that's my rant. GR.
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