Sunday, 17 February 2013

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Friday, 8 February 2013

Well... I am so sorry.

Hey guys. it seems like I have been an idiot and not posting anything. So I might, MIGHT, stop this blog. Why? Because I have a figment, twitter, youtube, Facebook, instagram, gifboom, website, and tumblr. I have other networks and one of these is a blogging website. So I have decided that I might be stopping this blog. I will stop unless I get comments on this post telling me not to. So if you want me to keep going, comment. So just in case I do stop here is my tumblr blog. Click here now. But maybe I won't stop. It depends. Time will tell. If I don't post on Monday... this will be my last post. Well byeeee guyssss. It has been a fun few months.

Sunday, 27 January 2013

Improved Schedule

So if you follow my blog daily you have probably noticed that I have not been following my schedule at all. I'm sorry I have just been busy and by busy I mean lazy. I wanted to start posting again but something was holding me back. Therefore I decided that maybe if I update the look of my blog from the boring water color sky and grass to an improved style I would feel motivated. I was right. I am really enjoying this style, basically the telephone booths represent different portals to other thoughts and fantasy lands. I am official a hipster by saying that.... Also I put a little bio about my self and a picture so readers know who I am and that I'm not a 50 year old armenian guy. I deleted the "vlog" tab because I wasn't really using it. In the future I am thinking of maybe creating other fun tabs fro people to enjoy. FINALLY, I have updated the daily schedule into something a little easier to follow. And here is that schedule.

Monday: Still rant day
Tuesday: Some sort of video post
Wednesday: News day, my thoughts on current news.
Thursday: Literature day.
Friday: Movie day (every second friday only)

Saturday: Nothing
Sunday: Random post of random.

I am very sorry if I cancelled you're favorite segment. Comment you're complaints and if I get enough I will probably make that Saturday's topic. Thanks for the great year guys, from Nttp, to this. I officially have 1,000 views on this little blog. Which is amazing. Bye internet friends. :)

Thursday, 24 January 2013

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

WEBSITE UPDATES COMING SOON

GUYS UPDATES!

Hey it's been awhile! Miss you guys! So I am making an update blog about the changes around here. Firstly I am changing the whole look of the blog. The name will stay the same but it well be a lot more... white space. Secondly schedule change! After I finish the customizing I will be posting a new schedule! OHHH EXCITING. Keep in mind I am suppose to be studying.... Also ASK US QUESTIONS FOR NTTP! email at: nevertrustthepenguin@gmail.com !

Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Hotel Fails (not opinion)

If you read my last post you know that I recently got back from Cuba and today I am going to tell you about the fails that happened during my vacation.

Fail Number 1: So on the second day of my travels they were having archery, yesterday I did horrid and I wanted to improve, so I went over to go shot. BUT... the guy who ran it said I could not participate because i WAS OBVIOUSLY under the age of sixteen. So i got angry and walked away angry.tw he called me eleven, ELEVEN! I'm thirteen going on fourteen. So I decided I should write a letter to the management. AN ANGRY LETTER. So Alaska has taught me the art of the angry letter. I wrote one saying that I had to pay adult prices and it is against my civil right blah blah blah. I gave it to the lobby and they gave it to the management. Of course my family made fun of me. But the next day I was allowed to shoot and I won against those botches! First place! (This is more of a win then a fail)

Fail Number 2: There I was fighting against the harsh waves. The angry water crashed into my face and returning to drag me under. I got all the way to the middle of the ocean when I massive wave attacked my face swiping away my sense of sight. My glasses flew from my face and fell into the murky churning water below, lost for interity. I ran to take action. I grasped my google and snorkel and dove into the dangerous water, yet I found nothing. I was lost and broken down.

Okay so that was fancy way of saying. A wave knocked off my glasses and they are gone.

Fail Number 3: I was on the plan 2000 feet in the air when I started to feel ill. My vision blurred and my stomach ached and for some reason I decided going to the bathroom would be my best bet. Spoiler alert: bad desicion. The line for the bathroom was so long so my sleepy foggy mind walked back to my sit running into people as I go then I just passed out, face down in the middle of the airplane's isle. When I woke up seconds after people were asking me if I was okay and a flight attendant ran over, I though he was going to like help me, nope. He said, and I quote "Excuse me you are not allowed to lie in the middle of the isle." NO SH*T SHERLOCK!

I hope you enjoyed my win and fails!

Monday, 7 January 2013

JUSTIN BIEBER SMOKED WEED

Okay so the post I promised, tomorrow. TOMORROW!

So apparently the Biebs was caught smoking marijuana. But the pot thickens (get it). A paparazzi was trying to follow the Biebs and see what was up and try to get some pictures but he followed the car to an apartment and he got ran over and killed by another car! Killed! That is insane! But for some reason no one really cares about the dead person (R.I.P) they care that later that day photos of  Justin Bieber smoking weed leaked. Everyone freaked, the Beilbers were horrified,the news cared for an unknown reason, the directioners didn't really care, and then theres me sitting int the corner face palming. And the plot thickens even more! Now on twitter and other social networks people are CUTTING THEMSELVES for Justin Bieber! They are self harming themselves for a stupid celebrity. So I am angry. I am pretty upset about this. Why? Because JB smoked an illegal drug? NO! He can smoke his brain cells away I don't care. But he is influencing people to harm themselves? Get your crap together Biebs. You are like an icon role model for everyone and you smoking weed makes them upset and cut. Yah I know that he didn't make them cut but he needs to realize 12 year old girls treat him like a hero. BE A FRIGGEN ROLE MODEL IDIOT! And that's my rant. GR.

Sunday, 6 January 2013

2012 Penguin Awards

Kay firstly hold your horses, the post I promised will be coming Monday. Okay now let go of your horses and listen(read) this post!



Hey everyone! It's the end of 2012! So Nttp is having there first public award show! Basically you can vote in five different categories involving youtube stuff. So please vote on your favorites by commenting on this post, or send us an email, nevertrustthepenguin@gmail.com. Please vote as many times as you want for your favorite but don't use the contact us form because it will fill up our inbox but you can send us an email!  If you want you can even tweet us or Facebook us! (Links below) So without any further ado, here are the nominees and categories. 


Best Small Youtube Channel! 
1. e.m.t.v   http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOneAndOnlyEmTV
2. Nevertrustthepenguin (link below) 
3. Cashanna Gorexx http://www.youtube.com/user/cashannaGORExX


Best Female Youtubers
1. DailyGrace
2. Lisbug
3. Hannnah Hart
4. Andrea Rousette

Best Male Youtubers
1. Charlieissocoollike
2. Danisnotonfire
3. AmazingPhil
4. Kingsley 

Best Group Youtubers
1. Smosh
2. Rhett and Link 
3. Fine Bros
4. Epic Meal Time

And Overall Best Youtuber of 2012

1. Ray William Johnson
2. Jenna Marbles
3. Shane Dawson
4. Vlogbrothers (I know they are a group but they deserve best) 




Saturday, 5 January 2013

Resort Review and I'm Not Dead

Hey internet friends, by the way people who check out my website are my best internet friends because they are special. Click here to become my best internet friends. Anyways I was in Cuba over the last week and wifi was 8 dollars an hour and didn't even work, so no video or blog post... I KNOW I AM NOT DEAD! I APOLOGIZE. Basically I want to rate my resort. I stayed at a Spanish Chain Hotel In Veradaro. It was a five star but now I want to rate different categories out of five Garrison Faces.

Category 1: Weather : The weather was pretty good in Cuba. Hot and humid. I would give it five Garrison Faces.

Category 2: Food : The food at my hotel was usually great at the buffets but at the themed restaurants it lacked different spices and tastes. I think it deserves three and a half Garrison Faces

Category 3: Service: The service was AWESOME! The waitresses and waiters were so nice and friendly, the maids did an amazing job every time and were great to have around. Out of all the staff I only hated at least one, which is pretty good for me. (Btw thanks to one of the waitresses who bought me a present, i hope you liked your gift! And another waitress who was awesome and brought me so many drinks) So for service I give FIVE Garrison Faces.

Category 4: Beaches & Pool: The pool was great, clean water, big, clear, not too much chorine, and lots of sun chairs and shade. But the beaches were amazing. The sand was soft and powdery. It was a hue of white. Also the water was crystal clear when there were no waves and when there were waves they were fun and not too harsh. Great snorkelling water. The water's color was soft turquoise blue. Awesome, just awesome. Also the beaches hardly had any rocks, if any and only one out of six of the days were there a red flag. I give the pool four Garrison Faces and the beach five Garrison Faces.

Category 5: Culture Offered By Resort: So we took a trip to Havana for a day and it was really nice actually. The streets were filled with European architecture, since the Spanish built most of the buildings, it felt like I was in Spain or Italy. The city was a little dirty and littered but I thought it added to the city in a unique way. I give the culture offered four and a half Garrison Faces since not much culture was offered next to the city trip.

Final Category 6: Lobby and Management: Okay so this is the resorts weakest point. The management had some pretty stupid rules that I will explain in my next post. And don't get me wrong, some of the lobby workers were nice but one wasn't. When we got to the hotel we had some flight problems (also explained in next post) and we got there at twelve, and she was going to make us wait three hours to our room. Because we had a pent house presidential suite (I know fancy name right!) So keep in mind we were suppose to get there at three am so we would have had to wait fifteen hours for a room, BI*CH PLEASE! So we went to a different lobby worker and it was all good. Plus I had a little letter fight with the manager which again WILL BE EXPLAINED TOMORROW! So the lobby was nicely decorated and all so I give the management and lobby three Garrison Faces.


Overall my hotel gets..... DRUM ROLL.................... 4.5 GARRISON FACES! YEAH!

Also Tomorrows Post will be about my problems during my vacation. (A lot of problems ahahha) Plus something else...... SECRETSSSS SURPRISESSSSSSS

Finally Thank you Grandma for paying for the trip. I love you so much. Btw The Fault in Ours Stars is perfection <3 <3 <3 Hazel+Augustus <3

Monday, 24 December 2012

Christmas Eve + Website

Hey guys it's Christmas Eve and I can't wait to make up tomorrow and celebrate with family and eat foods. I am going to be blogging less lately until the new year since Christmas is happening and New Years is happening and I am leaving for Cuba soon, CUBA! I will be making a vlog on my youtube channel in Cuba which will be fun! Also I am planning a bunch of new videos for the new years! Finally I have made a Nttp website which is awesome! Click here for the awesome website! It has an about us part, contact us, photo and video gallery, WWF donation centre, clothing store, and social network called Penguin Society (P.S). Please join the network. I will give all members a shoutout here! Please join the site! You can make a profile, make friends, share opinions and photos and videos, plus you get a shout out on this blog and Margo's blog!

Saturday, 22 December 2012

Most Beautiful Women of 2012

TIS THE SEASON TO RATE WOMEN FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. Just kidding! Calm down feminists but since it is almost the end of the year I will start giving lists of the best and worst of 2012. So first list is 10 most attractive women of 2012 (in my opinion)


Firstly runner ups!
5. The girl in gangnam style
4. Kesha
3. Margo and Alaska :)
2. Macbarbie07
1. Nicole something.



Now the top 10!
 10: Cher Lloyd, her music is okay but she's pretty

9. Talia (sp?) She's beautiful and a cancer survivor!











8. Lee Newton is so pretty and quirky.







7. DailyGrace, love her videos and her face.



6. Jennifer Lawrence, I have had a crush on her since hunger games.









5. Marina is a great artist and so pretty. So attractive I shall die.






4. Cece Frey could use some vocal help but she's so hot and pretty.










3. Katy Perry's music and personality are perfect along with her face.










2. Jenna Maurey (Marbles) is friggen hilarious and beautiful.












1. My mom










Thursday, 20 December 2012

X Factor Upate!

Hey guys I am currently doing this live and wont be editing this. I'M WATCHING X FACTOR! They are bringing the two up! Britney looks drunk and L.A is bald ahahha. TATE SHALL NOT WIN! Okay Mario needs to shut up. JUST TELL US! OMG OMG MUSIC! LIGHTS! the winner is....... OMGOMGOMGOMG!!

F*ck! Its tate!

OH MY FU@ki*# @&$/ £€¥|= &@:2?:"^% @$$ aj€\<]% !!!! GRR I AM SO FREAKING MAD! GRRRR.


Okay first of all I have now calmed down... So tate won and GRRR. Carly should have won! Wth america! (All the stupid rednecks!) if this was any other country Carly would have won! NUFF SAID!
Now I will be giving to order of top 6 I wanted

1.CARLY
2.Cece
3. tate
4. fifth harmony
5. Diamond white
6. Emblem 3

YEAH okay so America... Wth!

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

I am upset and want to make the world a better place.

Hi guys, I had a great idea for today but honestly I am just sad, about the shooting, gun laws, and just a bunch of stuff. So basically I want to take my anger and help the world, make it a better place. So today I did a small good thing. My janitor, Lisa is under appreciated by my school. When they call her down to the office the call her "janitor" HONESTLY can you not learn her name! Anyways today a part of the hallway was showered in ribbons, I watched Lisa walk up to the hallway and sigh, I went up to her a offered to clean the hallway for her, she smiled and thanked me. She was extremely happy I felt good.  So yah thats my story.

Also yesterday was project for awesome and I made a video for it, basically went you comment money gets donated, also if you go to the website and vote my video up a part of the money gets donated to my charity. PLEASE CLICK HERE TO WATCH AND DONATE! Also we will be donating are Adsense account money from now to JAnuary 17 to WWF, so WATCH OUR VIDEOS and you donate to animals!! Also the vlogbrothers commented on my video so basically  OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZggGGGGGDAHGSHVFGH SVNBVCFDGHMBVCXDFSFHGJBNVCXDFGHMBVCXDGSDHYFJGHVCXDZFSTYFJGHVCFXDSRTYUGHFDSRWE$R%TYHUGFDTERT^Y*HIUR%^&Y*UIHGFDRTE%$R^&YHIUJBVGCFXESR$E%R^THUJBHGCFXDSERDTHIJKNBHVGCFTDRY^THUBNVCFGHBJNV CDFXRTHBDGXTRBHVGCFDRT^YHUJBGFRTYGHJ...... jhgFNSbavcghjdfbgjknmchjkvfndmsbghvjnghvbfrnghjvbnfch jnvmgbvchjkfmtrfghvcujkfmjhvcikxmvcnjkmdf,v  OMG!!!! THANKS

Monday, 17 December 2012

Tragic Shooting and Karen Klein

Hey guys. I am just going to say......nothing. What happened in Newton was horrible.




Also randomly browsing youtube I found the video of Karen Klein and it broke my heart. I LOVE YOU KAREN. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Homework Help #4 Silk Route and rant

Hey! I am listening to Oh No! And It is amazing. I have such a big crush on that girl. But today isn't music day so I guess I will be talking about the silk route. I said I was going to do the industrial rev. but I kind of skipped a big part of history so ya, LET'S BACKTRACK! Ummm so during the end middle ages a route started. A silk route ranging from India, to Japan, to China, to Turkey, and of course Italy. As I said in other blogs these route kind of sparked the renaissance. Not only did this route trade silk and products it also helped trade ideas and culture. In Europe at the time they were very isolated but when the silk route started the merchants and consumers were exposed to Islam, Judaism, Asian culture, and much more.  So I guess the silk route was basically an eye opener to Europe. BYEEE 

Oh and I missed rant monday so here is a quick rant. MY STUPID SUB CALLED MARGO A BOY????? Wtf. First of all Margo looks nothing like a male, yah she has short hair but girl short hair, not boy short hair! And yah she doesn't wear make up but so? She is obvs not insecure and likes herself the way she is so sub, go away. GRR stupid people. 

Sunday, 9 December 2012

Faults

Why am i making a post about faults? Because it's Sunday and Sunday is whatever I want. So I would like to talk about faults because I have a lot of them. Want a list? OKAY!

1. Over confidence.
2. Under confident.
3. Extremely uncoordinated
4. Easily pressured
5. Craving the spotlight
6. Always wanting to be popular
7. I hate sports.
8. I can never fall asleep, ever
9. anxiety
10. I hate the dark. I HATE IT.

So yes I have faults, everyone does! The point of this is that in some of our subscribers eyes we are considered celebrities ,which is extremely nice by the way, which means you might think of us as "perfect" but I just want you guys to know, we aren't. No one is no matter what social media and media says. BUT, on the other side everyone has good things about themselves also! So if you are ever feeling sad, upset, sducidal, or even just annoyed I have a way that you can stop that. Make a list of everything you are good at. EVERYTHING! Let your confidence fly! Let it go, no one will judge you and say laugh. So here is my list.

1. Caring
2. Nice
3. Smart at school
4. Good at piano
5. A great writer
6. A talented artist
7. A talented actor
8. A good editor
9. Some what attractive
10. Loving

So yah. If you are ever feeling down visit our youtube channel and send us a message. We will help you. and use this list thing also. It helps a lot.

Friday, 7 December 2012

New Holiday Schedule

HELLO INTERNET FRIENDS! Christmas is just around the corner which means I will be changing my  blogging schedule for the month of December. This is the holiday schedule.

Monday: Rant
Wednesday: Homework Help (up into December 20)
Friday: Holiday Topic
Sunday: Random or nothing (depends)

With the exception of holiday blogs! BYEE Guys thanks for the support and hello to my two viewers in Saudi Arabia and South Korea, respectively, one viewer in Malaysia, and three viewers in Germany! Oh and of course the 43 Canadians and 16 Americans.

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Homework Help #3 Renaissance

School of Athens- Raphael 
Hi internet, I am so sorry about missing so many days! I have been busy. I might change the schedule for Christmas time since I am going to Cuba, and then there is Christmas so I will be super busy. But today we will be talking about the renaissance! The time after the middle ages. YEAH! This was basically the time that changed to world. Without the renaissance we would be living on farms working all day and dying at the age of thirty with no goals or values. What was the renaissance? Well between the centuries of 1400-1700s a new way of thinking spread quickly across Europe. It started in finical booming Italy. Italy was in a perfect geographic location to become wealthy. The silk route, a trading route stretching through  Asia, and Islam, crossed right through Italy and Italians started to trade products with these countries, along with inventions and the ideas of humanism! HUMANISM FTW! Italians, being the hipsters they are, were like GO US! And they started to do a lot of trading with other countries, so much they started a new class of people, merchants! This class changed the whole view of Italy. The feudalism system started to collapse and be re-birthed into a capitalist society. Why work for little pay when you can become a merchant? That was the question of many servants at that time. This new thinking made Italians start to come together into cities. And cities like Florence, Genes, Milan, and Venice were doing great.

And it didn't stop at just trading, new ways of thinking begun. The dull Europe was being transformed into an ancient greek world. Scientists started to spread the idea of humanism from university to university. The idea quickly spread to the west and North of Europe, humanism was the Instagram of the time, everyone wanted it and it was considered cool and new. even though things like wars and religion slowed down the renaissance it fought back with the printing press! Now artistes and scientist could publish there books and sell them across  Europe. These new ideas evolved into new and better things. Inventions, perspective art, school, individualism which are all  things used today. The renaissance sparked a new world full with amazing discoveries. Like the Jaconde which btw is Mona Lisa, which I had no idea and made me lose a point on my test. GRRR, I digress.

Next week we will talk about........ THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! yea. BYEEE

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Opinion 3# Twinkies

Okay so apparently some sort of faty cake called a Twinkie stopped being produced because the company went bankrupt. So on my channel I got a bunch of messages saying that the twinkie is cancelled and I played along but honestly I have never had a twinkie, ever! Are they really that fabulous? Am I missing out? But I feel like this twinkie situation has been OVEREXPOSED! I went on youtube and there were about ten videos about the twinkie. HONESTLY AMERICA? And there was even more posts on tumblr and twitter. GRRR. Even instagram was spammed with twinkies. There is more coverage about the twinkie then when they picked the Canadian president! Good job America, good job. All I have to say is twinkie R.I.P and good reticence.

Monday, 3 December 2012

Rant4# Malls

Hey internet friends lately I have been hating on something, A LOT!!! Malls. You know the shopping place where you buy stuff you don't need, but who cares it's on sale! Anyways why do I hate malls? Well I hate them because they have people, and not people that range in intelligence, but everyone in the mall is just stupid! Well at least the mall where I live. It is one of the biggest malls EVER. Picture it!  Close your eyes...... CLOSE THEM. Okay now open them. Now picture you enter a mall, a giant mall with so much space, but this mall is PACKED with people some are speaking all different languages that you don't understand.  The people are extremely rude and self centred. They all have strollers or they are fat. Kids are screaming and women are cackling, and there is a eerie fart smell in the air. Men are sneezing all over everything, and no they do not cover their mouths. On top of that these mall folk are stupid. Honestly people will just be walking and they stop, right in front of everyone causing a giant traffic jam. And no there isn't just one, the whole family stops creating a barricade of idiots. GRRRR. One time a lady was walking backwards through the mall with her stroller. SHE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS??? Also there are two mall levels and you think you can escape the crowd by the top level but guess what. NOPE! People are there too. So after you finally find your destination don't be happy just yet, they are probably blasting extremely loud music and have lights so low you can't even see what you're buying. Next you make your way through the parades of people just to find you have no idea where your car is parked at all. And now you are walking up and down the parking lot with bags of products hoping not to get mugged or killed in the dark underground parking. Well that's my rant about annoying malls! And basically all people.