Sunday 17 February 2013
Friday 8 February 2013
Well... I am so sorry.
Hey guys. it seems like I have been an idiot and not posting anything. So I might, MIGHT, stop this blog. Why? Because I have a figment, twitter, youtube, Facebook, instagram, gifboom, website, and tumblr. I have other networks and one of these is a blogging website. So I have decided that I might be stopping this blog. I will stop unless I get comments on this post telling me not to. So if you want me to keep going, comment. So just in case I do stop here is my tumblr blog. Click here now. But maybe I won't stop. It depends. Time will tell. If I don't post on Monday... this will be my last post. Well byeeee guyssss. It has been a fun few months.
Sunday 27 January 2013
Improved Schedule
So if you follow my blog daily you have probably noticed that I have not been following my schedule at all. I'm sorry I have just been busy and by busy I mean lazy. I wanted to start posting again but something was holding me back. Therefore I decided that maybe if I update the look of my blog from the boring water color sky and grass to an improved style I would feel motivated. I was right. I am really enjoying this style, basically the telephone booths represent different portals to other thoughts and fantasy lands. I am official a hipster by saying that.... Also I put a little bio about my self and a picture so readers know who I am and that I'm not a 50 year old armenian guy. I deleted the "vlog" tab because I wasn't really using it. In the future I am thinking of maybe creating other fun tabs fro people to enjoy. FINALLY, I have updated the daily schedule into something a little easier to follow. And here is that schedule.
Monday: Still rant day
Tuesday: Some sort of video post
Wednesday: News day, my thoughts on current news.
Thursday: Literature day.
Friday: Movie day (every second friday only)
Saturday: Nothing
Sunday: Random post of random.
I am very sorry if I cancelled you're favorite segment. Comment you're complaints and if I get enough I will probably make that Saturday's topic. Thanks for the great year guys, from Nttp, to this. I officially have 1,000 views on this little blog. Which is amazing. Bye internet friends. :)
Monday: Still rant day
Tuesday: Some sort of video post
Wednesday: News day, my thoughts on current news.
Thursday: Literature day.
Friday: Movie day (every second friday only)
Saturday: Nothing
Sunday: Random post of random.
I am very sorry if I cancelled you're favorite segment. Comment you're complaints and if I get enough I will probably make that Saturday's topic. Thanks for the great year guys, from Nttp, to this. I officially have 1,000 views on this little blog. Which is amazing. Bye internet friends. :)
Thursday 24 January 2013
GUYS UPDATES!
Hey it's been awhile! Miss you guys! So I am making an update blog about the changes around here. Firstly I am changing the whole look of the blog. The name will stay the same but it well be a lot more... white space. Secondly schedule change! After I finish the customizing I will be posting a new schedule! OHHH EXCITING. Keep in mind I am suppose to be studying.... Also ASK US QUESTIONS FOR NTTP! email at: nevertrustthepenguin@gmail.com !
Tuesday 8 January 2013
Hotel Fails (not opinion)
If you read my last post you know that I recently got back from Cuba and today I am going to tell you about the fails that happened during my vacation.
Fail Number 1: So on the second day of my travels they were having archery, yesterday I did horrid and I wanted to improve, so I went over to go shot. BUT... the guy who ran it said I could not participate because i WAS OBVIOUSLY under the age of sixteen. So i got angry and walked away angry.tw he called me eleven, ELEVEN! I'm thirteen going on fourteen. So I decided I should write a letter to the management. AN ANGRY LETTER. So Alaska has taught me the art of the angry letter. I wrote one saying that I had to pay adult prices and it is against my civil right blah blah blah. I gave it to the lobby and they gave it to the management. Of course my family made fun of me. But the next day I was allowed to shoot and I won against those botches! First place! (This is more of a win then a fail)
Fail Number 2: There I was fighting against the harsh waves. The angry water crashed into my face and returning to drag me under. I got all the way to the middle of the ocean when I massive wave attacked my face swiping away my sense of sight. My glasses flew from my face and fell into the murky churning water below, lost for interity. I ran to take action. I grasped my google and snorkel and dove into the dangerous water, yet I found nothing. I was lost and broken down.
Okay so that was fancy way of saying. A wave knocked off my glasses and they are gone.
Fail Number 3: I was on the plan 2000 feet in the air when I started to feel ill. My vision blurred and my stomach ached and for some reason I decided going to the bathroom would be my best bet. Spoiler alert: bad desicion. The line for the bathroom was so long so my sleepy foggy mind walked back to my sit running into people as I go then I just passed out, face down in the middle of the airplane's isle. When I woke up seconds after people were asking me if I was okay and a flight attendant ran over, I though he was going to like help me, nope. He said, and I quote "Excuse me you are not allowed to lie in the middle of the isle." NO SH*T SHERLOCK!
I hope you enjoyed my win and fails!
Fail Number 1: So on the second day of my travels they were having archery, yesterday I did horrid and I wanted to improve, so I went over to go shot. BUT... the guy who ran it said I could not participate because i WAS OBVIOUSLY under the age of sixteen. So i got angry and walked away angry.tw he called me eleven, ELEVEN! I'm thirteen going on fourteen. So I decided I should write a letter to the management. AN ANGRY LETTER. So Alaska has taught me the art of the angry letter. I wrote one saying that I had to pay adult prices and it is against my civil right blah blah blah. I gave it to the lobby and they gave it to the management. Of course my family made fun of me. But the next day I was allowed to shoot and I won against those botches! First place! (This is more of a win then a fail)
Fail Number 2: There I was fighting against the harsh waves. The angry water crashed into my face and returning to drag me under. I got all the way to the middle of the ocean when I massive wave attacked my face swiping away my sense of sight. My glasses flew from my face and fell into the murky churning water below, lost for interity. I ran to take action. I grasped my google and snorkel and dove into the dangerous water, yet I found nothing. I was lost and broken down.
Okay so that was fancy way of saying. A wave knocked off my glasses and they are gone.
Fail Number 3: I was on the plan 2000 feet in the air when I started to feel ill. My vision blurred and my stomach ached and for some reason I decided going to the bathroom would be my best bet. Spoiler alert: bad desicion. The line for the bathroom was so long so my sleepy foggy mind walked back to my sit running into people as I go then I just passed out, face down in the middle of the airplane's isle. When I woke up seconds after people were asking me if I was okay and a flight attendant ran over, I though he was going to like help me, nope. He said, and I quote "Excuse me you are not allowed to lie in the middle of the isle." NO SH*T SHERLOCK!
I hope you enjoyed my win and fails!
Monday 7 January 2013
JUSTIN BIEBER SMOKED WEED
Okay so the post I promised, tomorrow. TOMORROW!
So apparently the Biebs was caught smoking marijuana. But the pot thickens (get it). A paparazzi was trying to follow the Biebs and see what was up and try to get some pictures but he followed the car to an apartment and he got ran over and killed by another car! Killed! That is insane! But for some reason no one really cares about the dead person (R.I.P) they care that later that day photos of Justin Bieber smoking weed leaked. Everyone freaked, the Beilbers were horrified,the news cared for an unknown reason, the directioners didn't really care, and then theres me sitting int the corner face palming. And the plot thickens even more! Now on twitter and other social networks people are CUTTING THEMSELVES for Justin Bieber! They are self harming themselves for a stupid celebrity. So I am angry. I am pretty upset about this. Why? Because JB smoked an illegal drug? NO! He can smoke his brain cells away I don't care. But he is influencing people to harm themselves? Get your crap together Biebs. You are like an icon role model for everyone and you smoking weed makes them upset and cut. Yah I know that he didn't make them cut but he needs to realize 12 year old girls treat him like a hero. BE A FRIGGEN ROLE MODEL IDIOT! And that's my rant. GR.
So apparently the Biebs was caught smoking marijuana. But the pot thickens (get it). A paparazzi was trying to follow the Biebs and see what was up and try to get some pictures but he followed the car to an apartment and he got ran over and killed by another car! Killed! That is insane! But for some reason no one really cares about the dead person (R.I.P) they care that later that day photos of Justin Bieber smoking weed leaked. Everyone freaked, the Beilbers were horrified,the news cared for an unknown reason, the directioners didn't really care, and then theres me sitting int the corner face palming. And the plot thickens even more! Now on twitter and other social networks people are CUTTING THEMSELVES for Justin Bieber! They are self harming themselves for a stupid celebrity. So I am angry. I am pretty upset about this. Why? Because JB smoked an illegal drug? NO! He can smoke his brain cells away I don't care. But he is influencing people to harm themselves? Get your crap together Biebs. You are like an icon role model for everyone and you smoking weed makes them upset and cut. Yah I know that he didn't make them cut but he needs to realize 12 year old girls treat him like a hero. BE A FRIGGEN ROLE MODEL IDIOT! And that's my rant. GR.
Sunday 6 January 2013
2012 Penguin Awards
Kay firstly hold your horses, the post I promised will be coming Monday. Okay now let go of your horses and listen(read) this post!
Hey everyone! It's the end of 2012! So Nttp is having there first public award show! Basically you can vote in five different categories involving youtube stuff. So please vote on your favorites by commenting on this post, or send us an email, nevertrustthepenguin@gmail.com. Please vote as many times as you want for your favorite but don't use the contact us form because it will fill up our inbox but you can send us an email! If you want you can even tweet us or Facebook us! (Links below) So without any further ado, here are the nominees and categories.
Best Small Youtube Channel!
1. e.m.t.v
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOneAndOnlyEmTV
2. Nevertrustthepenguin (link below)
3. Cashanna
Gorexx http://www.youtube.com/user/cashannaGORExX
Best Female Youtubers
1. DailyGrace
2. Lisbug
3. Hannnah Hart
4. Andrea Rousette
Best Male Youtubers
1. Charlieissocoollike
2. Danisnotonfire
3. AmazingPhil
4. Kingsley
Best Group Youtubers
1. Smosh
2. Rhett and Link
3. Fine Bros
4. Epic Meal Time
And Overall Best Youtuber of 2012
1. Ray William Johnson
2. Jenna Marbles
3. Shane Dawson
4. Vlogbrothers (I know they are a group but they deserve
best)
Saturday 5 January 2013
Resort Review and I'm Not Dead
Hey internet friends, by the way people who check out my website are my best internet friends because they are special. Click here to become my best internet friends. Anyways I was in Cuba over the last week and wifi was 8 dollars an hour and didn't even work, so no video or blog post... I KNOW I AM NOT DEAD! I APOLOGIZE. Basically I want to rate my resort. I stayed at a Spanish Chain Hotel In Veradaro. It was a five star but now I want to rate different categories out of five Garrison Faces.
Category 1: Weather : The weather was pretty good in Cuba. Hot and humid. I would give it five Garrison Faces.
Category 2: Food : The food at my hotel was usually great at the buffets but at the themed restaurants it lacked different spices and tastes. I think it deserves three and a half Garrison Faces
Category 3: Service: The service was AWESOME! The waitresses and waiters were so nice and friendly, the maids did an amazing job every time and were great to have around. Out of all the staff I only hated at least one, which is pretty good for me. (Btw thanks to one of the waitresses who bought me a present, i hope you liked your gift! And another waitress who was awesome and brought me so many drinks) So for service I give FIVE Garrison Faces.
Category 4: Beaches & Pool: The pool was great, clean water, big, clear, not too much chorine, and lots of sun chairs and shade. But the beaches were amazing. The sand was soft and powdery. It was a hue of white. Also the water was crystal clear when there were no waves and when there were waves they were fun and not too harsh. Great snorkelling water. The water's color was soft turquoise blue. Awesome, just awesome. Also the beaches hardly had any rocks, if any and only one out of six of the days were there a red flag. I give the pool four Garrison Faces and the beach five Garrison Faces.
Category 5: Culture Offered By Resort: So we took a trip to Havana for a day and it was really nice actually. The streets were filled with European architecture, since the Spanish built most of the buildings, it felt like I was in Spain or Italy. The city was a little dirty and littered but I thought it added to the city in a unique way. I give the culture offered four and a half Garrison Faces since not much culture was offered next to the city trip.
Final Category 6: Lobby and Management: Okay so this is the resorts weakest point. The management had some pretty stupid rules that I will explain in my next post. And don't get me wrong, some of the lobby workers were nice but one wasn't. When we got to the hotel we had some flight problems (also explained in next post) and we got there at twelve, and she was going to make us wait three hours to our room. Because we had a pent house presidential suite (I know fancy name right!) So keep in mind we were suppose to get there at three am so we would have had to wait fifteen hours for a room, BI*CH PLEASE! So we went to a different lobby worker and it was all good. Plus I had a little letter fight with the manager which again WILL BE EXPLAINED TOMORROW! So the lobby was nicely decorated and all so I give the management and lobby three Garrison Faces.
Overall my hotel gets..... DRUM ROLL.................... 4.5 GARRISON FACES! YEAH!
Also Tomorrows Post will be about my problems during my vacation. (A lot of problems ahahha) Plus something else...... SECRETSSSS SURPRISESSSSSSS
Finally Thank you Grandma for paying for the trip. I love you so much. Btw The Fault in Ours Stars is perfection <3 <3 <3 Hazel+Augustus <3
Category 1: Weather : The weather was pretty good in Cuba. Hot and humid. I would give it five Garrison Faces.
Category 2: Food : The food at my hotel was usually great at the buffets but at the themed restaurants it lacked different spices and tastes. I think it deserves three and a half Garrison Faces
Category 3: Service: The service was AWESOME! The waitresses and waiters were so nice and friendly, the maids did an amazing job every time and were great to have around. Out of all the staff I only hated at least one, which is pretty good for me. (Btw thanks to one of the waitresses who bought me a present, i hope you liked your gift! And another waitress who was awesome and brought me so many drinks) So for service I give FIVE Garrison Faces.
Category 4: Beaches & Pool: The pool was great, clean water, big, clear, not too much chorine, and lots of sun chairs and shade. But the beaches were amazing. The sand was soft and powdery. It was a hue of white. Also the water was crystal clear when there were no waves and when there were waves they were fun and not too harsh. Great snorkelling water. The water's color was soft turquoise blue. Awesome, just awesome. Also the beaches hardly had any rocks, if any and only one out of six of the days were there a red flag. I give the pool four Garrison Faces and the beach five Garrison Faces.
Category 5: Culture Offered By Resort: So we took a trip to Havana for a day and it was really nice actually. The streets were filled with European architecture, since the Spanish built most of the buildings, it felt like I was in Spain or Italy. The city was a little dirty and littered but I thought it added to the city in a unique way. I give the culture offered four and a half Garrison Faces since not much culture was offered next to the city trip.
Final Category 6: Lobby and Management: Okay so this is the resorts weakest point. The management had some pretty stupid rules that I will explain in my next post. And don't get me wrong, some of the lobby workers were nice but one wasn't. When we got to the hotel we had some flight problems (also explained in next post) and we got there at twelve, and she was going to make us wait three hours to our room. Because we had a pent house presidential suite (I know fancy name right!) So keep in mind we were suppose to get there at three am so we would have had to wait fifteen hours for a room, BI*CH PLEASE! So we went to a different lobby worker and it was all good. Plus I had a little letter fight with the manager which again WILL BE EXPLAINED TOMORROW! So the lobby was nicely decorated and all so I give the management and lobby three Garrison Faces.
Overall my hotel gets..... DRUM ROLL.................... 4.5 GARRISON FACES! YEAH!
Also Tomorrows Post will be about my problems during my vacation. (A lot of problems ahahha) Plus something else...... SECRETSSSS SURPRISESSSSSSS
Finally Thank you Grandma for paying for the trip. I love you so much. Btw The Fault in Ours Stars is perfection <3 <3 <3 Hazel+Augustus <3
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