Christmas Eve + Website

Hey guys it's Christmas Eve and I can't wait to make up tomorrow and celebrate with family and eat foods. I am going to be blogging less lately until the new year since Christmas is happening and New Years is happening and I am leaving for Cuba soon, CUBA! I will be making a vlog on my youtube channel in Cuba which will be fun! Also I am planning a bunch of new videos for the new years! Finally I have made a Nttp website which is awesome! Click here for the awesome website! It has an about us part, contact us, photo and video gallery, WWF donation centre, clothing store, and social network called Penguin Society (P.S). Please join the network. I will give all members a shoutout here! Please join the site! You can make a profile, make friends, share opinions and photos and videos, plus you get a shout out on this blog and Margo's blog!

Most Beautiful Women of 2012

TIS THE SEASON TO RATE WOMEN FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. Just kidding! Calm down feminists but since it is almost the end of the year I will start giving lists of the best and worst of 2012. So first list is 10 most attractive women of 2012 (in my opinion)

Firstly runner ups!
5. The girl in gangnam style
4. Kesha
3. Margo and Alaska :)
2. Macbarbie07
1. Nicole something.

Now the top 10!
 10: Cher Lloyd, her music is okay but she's pretty

9. Talia (sp?) She's beautiful and a cancer survivor!











8. Lee Newton is so pretty and quirky.







7. DailyGrace, love her videos and her face.

6. Jennifer Lawrence, I have had a crush on her since hunger games.









5. Marina is a great artist and so pretty. So attractive I shall die.






4. Cece Frey could use some vocal help but she's so hot and pretty.










3. Katy Perry's music and personality are perfect along with her face.

2. Jenna Maurey (Marbles) is friggen hilarious and beautiful.












1. My mom

X Factor Upate!

Hey guys I am currently doing this live and wont be editing this. I'M WATCHING X FACTOR! They are bringing the two up! Britney looks drunk and L.A is bald ahahha. TATE SHALL NOT WIN! Okay Mario needs to shut up. JUST TELL US! OMG OMG MUSIC! LIGHTS! the winner is....... OMGOMGOMGOMG!!

F*ck! Its tate!

OH MY FU@ki*# @&$/ £€¥|= &@:2?:"^% @$$ aj€\<]% !!!! GRR I AM SO FREAKING MAD! GRRRR.


Okay first of all I have now calmed down... So tate won and GRRR. Carly should have won! Wth america! (All the stupid rednecks!) if this was any other country Carly would have won! NUFF SAID!
Now I will be giving to order of top 6 I wanted

1.CARLY
2.Cece
3. tate
4. fifth harmony
5. Diamond white
6. Emblem 3

YEAH okay so America... Wth!

I am upset and want to make the world a better place.

Hi guys, I had a great idea for today but honestly I am just sad, about the shooting, gun laws, and just a bunch of stuff. So basically I want to take my anger and help the world, make it a better place. So today I did a small good thing. My janitor, Lisa is under appreciated by my school. When they call her down to the office the call her "janitor" HONESTLY can you not learn her name! Anyways today a part of the hallway was showered in ribbons, I watched Lisa walk up to the hallway and sigh, I went up to her a offered to clean the hallway for her, she smiled and thanked me. She was extremely happy I felt good.  So yah thats my story.

Also yesterday was project for awesome and I made a video for it, basically went you comment money gets donated, also if you go to the website and vote my video up a part of the money gets donated to my charity. PLEASE CLICK HERE TO WATCH AND DONATE! Also we will be donating are Adsense account money from now to JAnuary 17 to WWF, so WATCH OUR VIDEOS and you donate to animals!! Also the vlogbrothers commented on my video so basically  OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZggGGGGGDAHGSHVFGH SVNBVCFDGHMBVCXDFSFHGJBNVCXDFGHMBVCXDGSDHYFJGHVCXDZFSTYFJGHVCFXDSRTYUGHFDSRWE$R%TYHUGFDTERT^Y*HIUR%^&Y*UIHGFDRTE%$R^&YHIUJBVGCFXESR$E%R^THUJBHGCFXDSERDTHIJKNBHVGCFTDRY^THUBNVCFGHBJNV CDFXRTHBDGXTRBHVGCFDRT^YHUJBGFRTYGHJ...... jhgFNSbavcghjdfbgjknmchjkvfndmsbghvjnghvbfrnghjvbnfch jnvmgbvchjkfmtrfghvcujkfmjhvcikxmvcnjkmdf,v  OMG!!!! THANKS

Tragic Shooting and Karen Klein

Hey guys. I am just going to say......nothing. What happened in Newton was horrible.




Also randomly browsing youtube I found the video of Karen Klein and it broke my heart. I LOVE YOU KAREN. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

Homework Help #4 Silk Route and rant

Hey! I am listening to Oh No! And It is amazing. I have such a big crush on that girl. But today isn't music day so I guess I will be talking about the silk route. I said I was going to do the industrial rev. but I kind of skipped a big part of history so ya, LET'S BACKTRACK! Ummm so during the end middle ages a route started. A silk route ranging from India, to Japan, to China, to Turkey, and of course Italy. As I said in other blogs these route kind of sparked the renaissance. Not only did this route trade silk and products it also helped trade ideas and culture. In Europe at the time they were very isolated but when the silk route started the merchants and consumers were exposed to Islam, Judaism, Asian culture, and much more.  So I guess the silk route was basically an eye opener to Europe. BYEEE 

Oh and I missed rant monday so here is a quick rant. MY STUPID SUB CALLED MARGO A BOY????? Wtf. First of all Margo looks nothing like a male, yah she has short hair but girl short hair, not boy short hair! And yah she doesn't wear make up but so? She is obvs not insecure and likes herself the way she is so sub, go away. GRR stupid people. 

Faults

Why am i making a post about faults? Because it's Sunday and Sunday is whatever I want. So I would like to talk about faults because I have a lot of them. Want a list? OKAY!

1. Over confidence.
2. Under confident.
3. Extremely uncoordinated
4. Easily pressured
5. Craving the spotlight
6. Always wanting to be popular
7. I hate sports.
8. I can never fall asleep, ever
9. anxiety
10. I hate the dark. I HATE IT.

So yes I have faults, everyone does! The point of this is that in some of our subscribers eyes we are considered celebrities ,which is extremely nice by the way, which means you might think of us as "perfect" but I just want you guys to know, we aren't. No one is no matter what social media and media says. BUT, on the other side everyone has good things about themselves also! So if you are ever feeling sad, upset, sducidal, or even just annoyed I have a way that you can stop that. Make a list of everything you are good at. EVERYTHING! Let your confidence fly! Let it go, no one will judge you and say laugh. So here is my list.

1. Caring
2. Nice
3. Smart at school
4. Good at piano
5. A great writer
6. A talented artist
7. A talented actor
8. A good editor
9. Some what attractive
10. Loving

So yah. If you are ever feeling down visit our youtube channel and send us a message. We will help you. and use this list thing also. It helps a lot.

New Holiday Schedule

HELLO INTERNET FRIENDS! Christmas is just around the corner which means I will be changing my  blogging schedule for the month of December. This is the holiday schedule.

Monday: Rant

Wednesday: Homework Help (up into December 20)
Friday: Holiday Topic
Sunday: Random or nothing (depends)

With the exception of holiday blogs! BYEE Guys thanks for the support and hello to my two viewers in Saudi Arabia and South Korea, respectively, one viewer in Malaysia, and three viewers in Germany! Oh and of course the 43 Canadians and 16 Americans.

Homework Help #3 Renaissance

School of Athens- Raphael 

Hi internet, I am so sorry about missing so many days! I have been busy. I might change the schedule for Christmas time since I am going to Cuba, and then there is Christmas so I will be super busy. But today we will be talking about the renaissance! The time after the middle ages. YEAH! This was basically the time that changed to world. Without the renaissance we would be living on farms working all day and dying at the age of thirty with no goals or values. What was the renaissance? Well between the centuries of 1400-1700s a new way of thinking spread quickly across Europe. It started in finical booming Italy. Italy was in a perfect geographic location to become wealthy. The silk route, a trading route stretching through  Asia, and Islam, crossed right through Italy and Italians started to trade products with these countries, along with inventions and the ideas of humanism! HUMANISM FTW! Italians, being the hipsters they are, were like GO US! And they started to do a lot of trading with other countries, so much they started a new class of people, merchants! This class changed the whole view of Italy. The feudalism system started to collapse and be re-birthed into a capitalist society. Why work for little pay when you can become a merchant? That was the question of many servants at that time. This new thinking made Italians start to come together into cities. And cities like Florence, Genes, Milan, and Venice were doing great.

And it didn't stop at just trading, new ways of thinking begun. The dull Europe was being transformed into an ancient greek world. Scientists started to spread the idea of humanism from university to university. The idea quickly spread to the west and North of Europe, humanism was the Instagram of the time, everyone wanted it and it was considered cool and new. even though things like wars and religion slowed down the renaissance it fought back with the printing press! Now artistes and scientist could publish there books and sell them across  Europe. These new ideas evolved into new and better things. Inventions, perspective art, school, individualism which are all  things used today. The renaissance sparked a new world full with amazing discoveries. Like the Jaconde which btw is Mona Lisa, which I had no idea and made me lose a point on my test. GRRR, I digress.

Next week we will talk about........ THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! yea. BYEEE

Opinion 3# Twinkies

Okay so apparently some sort of faty cake called a Twinkie stopped being produced because the company went bankrupt. So on my channel I got a bunch of messages saying that the twinkie is cancelled and I played along but honestly I have never had a twinkie, ever! Are they really that fabulous? Am I missing out? But I feel like this twinkie situation has been OVEREXPOSED! I went on youtube and there were about ten videos about the twinkie. HONESTLY AMERICA? And there was even more posts on tumblr and twitter. GRRR. Even instagram was spammed with twinkies. There is more coverage about the twinkie then when they picked the Canadian president! Good job America, good job. All I have to say is twinkie R.I.P and good reticence.

Rant4# Malls

Hey internet friends lately I have been hating on something, A LOT!!! Malls. You know the shopping place where you buy stuff you don't need, but who cares it's on sale! Anyways why do I hate malls? Well I hate them because they have people, and not people that range in intelligence, but everyone in the mall is just stupid! Well at least the mall where I live. It is one of the biggest malls EVER. Picture it!  Close your eyes...... CLOSE THEM. Okay now open them. Now picture you enter a mall, a giant mall with so much space, but this mall is PACKED with people some are speaking all different languages that you don't understand.  The people are extremely rude and self centred. They all have strollers or they are fat. Kids are screaming and women are cackling, and there is a eerie fart smell in the air. Men are sneezing all over everything, and no they do not cover their mouths. On top of that these mall folk are stupid. Honestly people will just be walking and they stop, right in front of everyone causing a giant traffic jam. And no there isn't just one, the whole family stops creating a barricade of idiots. GRRRR. One time a lady was walking backwards through the mall with her stroller. SHE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS??? Also there are two mall levels and you think you can escape the crowd by the top level but guess what. NOPE! People are there too. So after you finally find your destination don't be happy just yet, they are probably blasting extremely loud music and have lights so low you can't even see what you're buying. Next you make your way through the parades of people just to find you have no idea where your car is parked at all. And now you are walking up and down the parking lot with bags of products hoping not to get mugged or killed in the dark underground parking. Well that's my rant about annoying malls! And basically all people.

Some Story

Hi internet friends here is the middle of my story!!!! Hope you enjoy.
Trifore: Griffin
Catundra: gyspy fighter
Mirage: Catahuman
Merback; levitation turtle

 My eyes shoot open and I am already in feline form.

I watch as our camp is attack by creatures, with sharp yellow eyes, toad skin, and short faces. A pair of green monsters with piercing teeth attacks Catundra and Ripple. Catundra fights back strangling the football shaped demons with a long ribbon.

Mirage, in jaguar form rips a beast to shreds.  “Difyn! There goblins. Stupid creatures, a distraction for something bigger.” Something bigger…. Oh no.

 I snarl as a trio of goblins jump onto my back hitting me with long wooden roads. I roll onto my side squishing a goblin between my black body and the fern coated ground. The two other goblins jump off of me running. Merback stops them with his swinging tail. He knocks the goblins like bowling pins as they fly through the air crashing into a log.

I look around. The goblins have all been killed. I transform back to human and Trifore emerges from the treetops landing in the campsite. “The dragon queen is sending an ogre and a troll.”

I thought the “something bigger’ would be more threatening. “So what? We can fight off a grumpy old man living under a bridge and Shrek. No problem.” I say chuckling.

Trifore grimaces at me. “Those are children’s tales. Trolls are fierce long body dragon-like creatures covered with stone. They are sly like a fox and agile like a cat. And ogres, giant men crafted with wood and stone, built for war.” He pauses “You newcomers are trouble.” He uses he’s eagle wings to send himself into the air. I watch as he flies into the distance.

“Don’t worry he’ll be back.” Says Merback.

“He just needed to blow off some esteem.” Adds Catundra while cleaning her silk ribbon from goblin blood.

“What did he mean by we are trouble?” Asks Ripple.

“Well the dragon queen never really paid attention to us. But now… ever since you have arrived.”

I finish Mirage off “She has.”

“Well drama aside we have to prepare for the troll and ogre.” Announces Merback.

In seconds Trifore lands next to Mirage. Ripple is brought into the brownies safety tree dome protesting but we all know she can’t fight being human.

I stand next to my fellow fighters as the ground starts shaking. Different then the shaking when this world was reveled. That shaking came from all around, this shaking comes from straight deep in the earth.

A large shape reveals itself to us from behind the trees. It is basically what Trifore described. A man about ten feet tall made with stone and wood. Its face is formed with curved bark and dark red eyes peering down at us.

Trifore and Catundra spring into action. Trifore launches himself at the ogre knocking his body off balance. Catundra yelps at him distracting the stone man. She dances around him with a ribbon twisting it around his body leaving him tied up. The mighty monster falls to the ground.

I am about to open my mouth and laugh at the easy task but something bursts from the earth untying the ogre with speed.

It must be the troll. The troll then penetrates back into the earth like a bullet digging underground.

The ogre slaps at Trifore with his giant over sized hand knocking him down. Mirage runs to fight the scary Shrek leaving Merback and me to battle the tricky troll. 

The slick body of the troll pops from out of the ground. It shakes dirt from its rocky body. I look into its green cat eyes almost identical to mine, I know this is going to be a fight to the death. I transform into my panther self and slash him with my claws. From his lizard arm stones crumble away. Green mossy liquid oozes from the cut. He hisses and jumps back into soil.

Everything goes still, well it feels like it. Then breaking the deafening silence the troll pounces out from under Merback. I roar in anger as Merback spins through the air crashing against a rock.

I launch onto the troll pinning him down. He outsmarts me and takes his dagger tail and jams it into my stomach. I growl in pain as we roll around. I bite at his neck with razor sharp teeth. I feel pain shooting in my jaw. A tooth falls from my mouth. I forgot I am biting rock.

The troll takes his jagged teeth and digs them into my arm, past the fur, past the skin. Blood pours from my arm. Pain is no longer just a short outburst it is running through every inch of my body.

He slams me to the ground holding his sharp tail to my neck. He starts to cut into my flesh I bite my tongue and feel myself going into shock but then it all stops. The troll collapses onto me. Mossy blood squirts from its head.

I push him off of me and stare at his face. Right in between his eyes is an arrow. I look toward the direction the arrow had come from. Ripple stands holding a bow. Brownies surround her in awe.

“I’m sorry catahuman, she refused to stay in the dome.” Says one of the brownies.

“Ripple?” I stare at her in awe.

“What? You forgot that its eyes are on the sides of its head creating a blind spot. I just shot there.”

I look behind me as Trifore destroys the ogre by knocking his head clean off.

“Where is Merback?’ asks Catundra. I run over to the rock where he hit.

“His shell is destroyed! Cracked. And I think he is knocked out.”

“It’s okay the pixies will be here soon.” Says Mirage. I look at her puzzled. “See here they are.” She adds.

I witness about fifty small, only about half an inch naked people, mostly ladies buzz around, and then they all stop at small triangular bright colored flowers.

The ladies dance into the flowers, the pedals wrap around the ladies tiny bodies making perfect fitting dresses. The males float down into leaves that grow around their bodies creating a full body green suite.

The pixies buzz into a giant swarm. The swarm of people twists around Merback, his shell sticks back together fixing perfectly.

Then the swarm twirls around the other members of the group healing their scraps, cuts, and bruises.

The pixies circle around my neck. Immediately the tooth holes relax and slowing disappear, they do the same with my arm and stomach. Then the pixies flutter above us dropping their clothes showering us with petals and leaves. 

The natural confetti rains down on us.  “Why do they even bother wearing clothes just to take them off?”

“They do it for humans to please them take away any awkwardness, pixies try to please everyone, that is their fault, lust. They are one of two creatures in any world that devote their lives for other creatures.” Say Mirage.

“What’s the other? Fairies?”

X factor Music

Hi internet friends! Today is Thursday which is music day! So I will reviewing the contestants of the most popular music show..........THE VOICE! Just kidding X factor. I will be reviewing the top 6 as of a few hours ago.

Tate: Dear Tate, You are an amazing singer!!! AMAZING! Yet you are not the X factor. The show is looking for the whole package. You have the voice but the stage presence? Nope. Most songs are bought by my age group and I would not buy your music. Sorry maybe try american idol? Voice? But you do treat your wife good so props for that! Sincerely, me.

Minus Vino and Paige

Diamond White: Dear Diamond, you have a great voice and a stunning smile, you might just be the X factor but the only problem is you are like a young Whitney Houston, and it doesn't help you always sing her songs also. But I guess I love you still!

Fifth Harmony: I am horribly sorry about the death in your family. RIP. I just can't insult them I would feel bad so NEXT.

Cece Frey: Dear Cece, I love you! You have so many haters because you were a "bitch" and stuff but I think your amazing! I will admit you can work on pitch but you are the most marketable, I would buy the crap out of your songs, you are the whole package! Amazing amazing amazing. Your my celebrity crush.. and just may be the X factor. (Haters don't hate me)

Carly Rose Sonenclar: YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!! AHHHHH! AH! AHHH! Like you deserve a long OMG so here you go OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG and La shut up!

One direction, oops I meant emblem3. And that basically explains my opinion.

So what are my predictions?

6. Fifth Harmony
5. Diamond White
4. Emblem3
3. Tate
2. Cece
1. Carly

I will be updating these predictions every week.

No Blog Today

Hey internet friends it's Wednesday and guess what? I have three tests tomorrow, so Sunday I will be making the history blog, sorry! Byeeeeeee

Opinion #2 Sports (Teams)

Hi internet friends it's Tuesday and I have four tests on Thursday! I am so busy lately so if I miss a post don't flip! I had a writing club today,  I have been writing scripts for a drama play and a christmas special for nttp, filming, writing, running, and plus school. I have a crazy life.

Anyways today I will be giving an opinion about sports, firstly if you are a hardcore team sport player stop reading right now! I can tell you are still here, LEAVE. Or get offended. So I love sports as much as the next un feathered friend but only sports that require skills, archery, running, swimming, martial arts, fencing, and all that jazz but I hate team sports a lot. Why Garrison? You may be asking yourself, well here is the answer in one simple sentence. They are stupid.

I am more of the artsy type,  (I know what you were thinking! I'm straight kay!) I like the arts because I excel at them but some sports I do enjoy alas not team sports because I fail at everything with a team. I get nervous and feel judged and mess up. Like today in basketball I honestly panicked and threw the ball into the air which then decided to hit me in the face, hard! I just hate people relying on me. Also who needs team sports! Give me a situation where I will need to know how to throw a round mound of skin into a high hanging net.... NEVER! I know that team sports teach us sportsmen ship, teamwork, and cordonation, but we can learn sportsmen ship from socializing with people, teamwork from drama, and cordonation by video games and instruments! I know I am a stuck in the mud but that doesn't mean I hate all sports! As I said before some I like, the one with points! Fencing, archery, and martial arts, can be used for self defence and exercise, also without a team, much less pressure. Swimming and running can also be helpful in an apocliptic situation or a demon land dolphin chasing you. Of course the only exception to this rule is volleyball, I like that.

So to sum up I think we could be doing much better things then team sports but of course just a lonely angry guy on a computer's opinion. But my opinions is right, jk, jk about jk, aha BYEEEEEE

Rant#3 Celebrities

Hi internet friends. Today I will be ranting about celebrities. I am not talking about celebrities like JK rolling, Katy Perry, Tom Cruise, and all other actors, artistes, and authors but I am talking about the ones that do NOTHING! I mean nothing. Examples would be Paris Hilton, Karadshians, and people like them. Even though artistes can be annoying like Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black at least they do stuff that can be appreciated by some people, at least they are famous for actual work! But the ones who do nothing irk me. They remind me of the ladies of the renaissance, they have rich and powerful families so they are famous and rich for no reason! Then without any work they are given amazing opportunities like television shows, record deals, hosting, marriage to other celebrities. It's just not fair! They have done nothing and society values them! Yet people who make youtube videos and put MUCH EFFORT into it get no fame (hint hint). So I guess it will stay like that until they all overdose....  Just kidding but really we need to stop. BYEEEEE,  That was short, bigger blog tomorrow!

Recipe for Surprise Cake

Hi internet friends, today Margo, and I made a cooking video for youtube in which we used an easy bake oven to cook a cake!!! A cake of surprise! So I thought that I would share the actually recipe here!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!

What you will need:
A easy bake oven or normal oven
M&Ms
A bag of chocolate cake batter
A bag of Vanilla Cake batter
Sprinkles
Vanilla and chocolate frosting mix
Milk
Unicorn tears
Water
Mio
pam
Spoon, plate, three bowls, pan, knife, freezer
Secret ingredient (to know secret ingredient click here kay!)
And a friend or enemy

Steps:
First start with plugging in your easy bake oven or pre heating your oven to 350 degrees.
Now take a bowl and add half a bag of chocolate cake mix and half a bag of Vanilla mix. Mix them together and add one tablespoon of milk. Stir until smooth and add some drops of Mio. Lastly add the M&Ms and the secret ingredient. Place the mixture into a small pam sprayed pan and with oven mitts put it into the oven. Let bake for 25 minutes. While you are waiting for your cake to bake you can work on the frosting. Take two bowls, in one pour the chocolate frosting mix in along with two teaspoons of water. Stir that together and add enough mio until it is a red velvet colour. In the other bowl add vanilla frosting mix with two teaspoons of water, and enough mio until the mixture is orangish pink. The frostings should be a lumpy consistency. Finally add the unicorn tears. By now your cake should be ready. Take it out of even with mitts and place into freezer for five mins. When the cake is hard take it out of the pan and decorate it with frosting, sprinkles, and your enemies blood. And voila you have a CAKE SURPRISE!!!!!!

Ahaha if you wanna see the video you can here.  BYEEEEEEE sorry for missing Saturday I was very busy.

Looper Review

Hi internet friends, toady FRIDAY, I will be reviewing Looper!!! A amazing movie that was basically inception with extra twists. I would summarize the plot but it's honestly impossible to do that. The movie is basically about this guy who's job is to kill people sent from the past my the rainstick, or something, then past him comes and everything just blows up and is extremly confusing yet entertaining. It honestly made me cry at the end, I don't cry. But this movie is way more then you bargain for! SO WATCH IT A.S.A.P! Sorry for the short post buy this movie is too amazing to summarize. Watch the trailer for more info. BYEEEEE

My Music

HEYY internet friends!!!! IM HYPER ON MIO ENERGY!!! I TOOK SHOTS OF MIO!!!!! Thanks Margo!!! I love the mio from the state of sunshine!!!! Anyways today is music day!! Since the charts haven't really changed much I will be talking about my favorite artist in music and least favourites.

One of the best singers of all time is Florence Welch. She restores my faith in music. Her voice is so beautiful and amazing. Her songs have great beats and lyrics. I LOVE HER.

Now someone I hate, Justin Bieber, yah I know get the knives and stab me!!! I'm sorry I just do no like his music. It's pointless and annoying. GRRR and every girl just loves him.

Okay so this might come to a surprise but I love Katy Perry. Her voice is amazing and stunning. She can sing inspirational, super pop, inn die, gospel. EVERY GENRE!

Next up is Rhianna, she's just boring and her voice is low and weird. She acts like she's a devil's child and just sings about love, but not real love, one night stands and stuff. She's an idiot.

I am really liking Taylor Swift lately, her voice is maturing along with her lyrics. Every song on her album I love, a lot.

I always like Bruno Mars, Ke$ha (kinda), Marianna, Pink, civil war, Christinna Perri, and Adele. And I dislike Lady Gaga, Jay-z, Kayne West, will-i-am-, and Lil wayne. (I don't like rap)  

Tomorrow I will review LOOPER!!!!! Thanks guys byeeeeeeee

Homework Help#2 The Black Death

In the 14 century (1300) a horrible disease attacked and destroyed 25 million people in Europe, Africa, and Asia. But we will focus today on Europe. So basically the disease was though to be carried to Europe from merchants arriving from Asia. It started in big cities like Florence, Venice, London, ext since in the cities people were packed closer together and transmitted the Black Death easier. Also there were more rats in the cities which carried to sickness. Symptoms started with small red rings along with bumps filled with puss (EWWWWWWW). Then the ill would get high fevers and later die a painful death. People didn't understand what was happening, they thought it was a punishment from God, or something to do with the stars alignment. They would keep flowers with them, thinking the fresh oder would protect themselves, alas it didn't.  Whole families and villages were wiped of the map, leaving dead bodies and ash in the streets. It was a scary and horrible time that took a third of the population of Europe. But why did this illness hit so hard? Well firstly in the middle ages they basically had no hygiene, no baths, no hand washing, no dental care, they would be lucky to clean themselves once a month, if even. And they didn't have the technology to create a cure, they though it was because of the planets......of course they couldn't find a cure.... So what were the consequences of the black death next to well death? Well we understand the negative consequences but are there any positive ones? Yes. So because of the bubonic plague a lot of workers died, the plague created amazing job opportunities for the living. It basically broke through the feudalism system and started a new way of thinking. Humanism was also starting to become an idea which sparked the renaissance which will be next Wednesday's topic!!!!

Rant #2 Movie Theatres

Hey Internet Friends, It's Tuesday but I forgot Monday's post. IM SORRY I WAS SICK. Anyways I am very angry, perfect for a rant/opinion!!! So today I will be ranting and giving an opinion about movie theatres.

Okay movie theatres are usually a great place, you eat food, watch a movie, have fun with friends, but sometimes they can be a horrible place. First of all they are ALWAYS INSANELY BUSY. I mean insane. Second of all the prices are way to high. A small pop is like 7.00 $. SEVEN DOLLARS! At the end of the night you have spend about your whole savings account on food. And they won't let you bring your own food (I still do shhhhhh) Now the most annoying part of the movies is the horrible people in the theatre. Here are the different types of annoying people.

The sick kid- Tends to cough and sneeze constantly to spread it's disease to as much of the population as possible. Usually found in pairs.

The technology king/queen- A rare species usually found in PG-13 movies. this bizarre creature pays money to see a movie and then uses their phones the whole time and of course they don't even think of turning down their brightness.

The speaker- one of the most common of all creatures, this species speaks to a friend the whole movie, but scientists are baffled why they use the loudest voice possible.

 The questioner- A sub species of speaker usually a juvenile of child that goes to a film with their parent and asks a question about every single detail of every part of the movie.

GRRRR, well that's my rant I guess. BYEEEEEE

My Story!

This the day of Sunday, fa la la la la la la la la. What do I want to talk about today? Hmmmmm. Since it is Sunday and random day I guess we can talk about my writing like I promised!!!! So here is my rough draft a novel I wrote? Please give opinions? SOrry if it changes tenses it's a rough draft.  It's about a boy who can transform into a panther....

Difyn Holloway prowled down the hallways of the oldest library in town. Searching though the shelves and shelves of dusty old books. He smiled to himself when he found the book marked “Fantasia”. Difyn walked up to the librarians counter with his book in hand.

The old lady at the front desk had light gray hair and wrinkly skin. She smiled at the young teen. Her lipstick stained teeth totally crept Difyn out. He passed her the book and she checked it through the scanner.  Before passing back the book she looked at Difyn “What beautiful eyes you have.” He shrugged.

“Umm thanks.” Uttered Difyn. His hands became sweaty with worry, what if she knows. He thought. The lady passed him the book but her frail hands dropped it. Of course it was just part or her wicked plan. He leaned down to pick it up and something brushed against his neck. He looked down to see his silver necklace dangling from his neck untucked from his hoodie. Oh Im busted thought Difyn to himself, his green cat eyes, his necklace she must know I’m a catahuman. He smiled at her hoping she wasn’t an evil creature.

Of course I am not lucky. The old lady’s wrinkly skin becomes even wrinklier, which I didn’t believe was possible. I watch in horror as a gruesome green rash begins on her arm spreading quickly across her whole body creating a green layer of skin. Her gray hair explodes away the gray color leaving a pale yellow shade. The librarian’s eyes turn bloodshot with yellow irises. Lastly her back bursts out with large bat like green wings with yellow webbing. She snarls at me showing her pointy yellow teeth and long red split tongue.

She pounces at me biting into my shoulder sending stabbing pain through me. I shout and feel myself transforming into my catahuman form, this always happens when I am being attacked. My jet-black hair starts growing over my whole body and in a few seconds I become a fierce panther. I growl at her and sink my retractable claws into her back. She gasps and lets go of my slick black furry body. She flies up to the top of the librarie’s high roof ready to swop down at me.

“Ugly Troll” I hauler at her.

“I AM A HARPY! NOT A TROLL” She shrieks. I watch as she dives towards me. I lock my eyes onto her and my cat senses kick in. In cat form I feel like I can sense anything and am Ready for anything. She tries to attack me but I dodge her flailing body, sending her straight into one of the wooden bookshelves.

I listen as her body cracks against the books. I jump up to the top of one of the shelves and use it as a Launchpad. I feel the muscles in my ankles push myself into the air I crash onto her body. She dizzily growls at me and transforms back into her lady self. I use my necklace to transform back into my self. I pick up my clothes lying by the counter and slip into them. I grab my book and rush out of the library. As I walk away from the library I watch the multiple police cars pull up at the building.

Skipping over rosebushes, crushing flowerbeds, and running on sidewalks is how I get home. I can’t let the cops catch me. I have already gotten in so much trouble just this month. I am a magical creature living in a normal world I am bound to get in trouble. DUN DUN DUNNN. I hope you guys enjoy and please COMMENT! First comment gets a shout out :) Also make sure to check out the new tab VLOG where there is a video. 

  

My Favorite Books

It's Saturday and I basically don't have much time to do a blog today since I went to see Looper, it was amazing but let's not turn this into a movie review, that's Friday. Today is writing day!!!!! So I was planning on sharing some of my writing but I honestly don't have time today. Maybe tomorrow. But today I will be giving a top seven list of books I LOVE and why. Why seven? Because I like to be crazy!!!!

7. The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)  

Brings greek mythology into the 21 century with some hilarious twists.  

6. Wind in the Willows
Wind in the Willows is a classic. It captures the imagination of children and teens with it's hilarious storyline and characters.

5. Catching Fire
The second in the series of Hunger Games is almost as good as the first. It basically re tells to first story in a more awesome way. I love the new characters and the old ones and how they interact.

4. Fablehaven (all of the series)
This fantasy series is magical yet down to earth. It takes a whimsical situations and incorporates it into a modern time. Truly fantastic.

3. Divergent
This book is a hunger games read alike. It takes you on the journey of a girl who makes one desicion  that changes everything.

2. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
This novel is honestly one of the best things i have ever read. The main character is basically me. At least I can relate to him. The book is filled with time travel, love, monsters, and a great journey. 

1. Hunger Games
Do I even need to explain this one? This book is just complete perfection.

Skyfall Movie Review

Hi Internet friends! IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY. Okay that's enough of that. Friday is movie review day so I will be reviewing Skyfall, the new James Bond movie.

First of all I will review the movie in a nutshell without spoiling it. So the movie starts with a bunch of action where James Bond is like running around like crazy chasing some villain. There is also some girl in a jeep that is helping James Bond. And she's talking to an old women that I guess is E. She's like the top of the spy agency. Annnywaysss then the villain and James are fighting on a roof of a train (wouldn't the wind just blow them off? I have seen Polar Express) then the jeep girl gets the mission to shoot the villain. Then she misses and shoots Bond. Oops. Then James falls of the train down a waterfall and the opening credits start along with the song Skyfall, and I'm like OMG THIS IS AWESOME. So after the messed up credits the movie starts. And James Bond is alive!!! Shocker! So he begins his training to become a spy and  the rest is just a bunch of fighting and action.

Now my review. I honestly was bored during most of the movie. I thought it would be more spy stuff then just action. It felt more like a superhero movie then a spy movie. But overall I guess I liked it. I just expected more from a spy movie. My favorite part was probably the ending where they are hiding out in James' mansion. So go see it if you want to and maybe write your own review?