Christmas Eve + Website

Hey guys it's Christmas Eve and I can't wait to make up tomorrow and celebrate with family and eat foods. I am going to be blogging less lately until the new year since Christmas is happening and New Years is happening and I am leaving for Cuba soon, CUBA! I will be making a vlog on my youtube channel in Cuba which will be fun! Also I am planning a bunch of new videos for the new years! Finally I have made a Nttp website which is awesome! Click here for the awesome website! It has an about us part, contact us, photo and video gallery, WWF donation centre, clothing store, and social network called Penguin Society (P.S). Please join the network. I will give all members a shoutout here! Please join the site! You can make a profile, make friends, share opinions and photos and videos, plus you get a shout out on this blog and Margo's blog!

Most Beautiful Women of 2012

TIS THE SEASON TO RATE WOMEN FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. Just kidding! Calm down feminists but since it is almost the end of the year I will start giving lists of the best and worst of 2012. So first list is 10 most attractive women of 2012 (in my opinion)

Firstly runner ups!
5. The girl in gangnam style
4. Kesha
3. Margo and Alaska :)
2. Macbarbie07
1. Nicole something.

Now the top 10!
 10: Cher Lloyd, her music is okay but she's pretty

9. Talia (sp?) She's beautiful and a cancer survivor!











8. Lee Newton is so pretty and quirky.







7. DailyGrace, love her videos and her face.

6. Jennifer Lawrence, I have had a crush on her since hunger games.









5. Marina is a great artist and so pretty. So attractive I shall die.






4. Cece Frey could use some vocal help but she's so hot and pretty.










3. Katy Perry's music and personality are perfect along with her face.

2. Jenna Maurey (Marbles) is friggen hilarious and beautiful.












1. My mom

X Factor Upate!

Hey guys I am currently doing this live and wont be editing this. I'M WATCHING X FACTOR! They are bringing the two up! Britney looks drunk and L.A is bald ahahha. TATE SHALL NOT WIN! Okay Mario needs to shut up. JUST TELL US! OMG OMG MUSIC! LIGHTS! the winner is....... OMGOMGOMGOMG!!

F*ck! Its tate!

OH MY FU@ki*# @&$/ £€¥|= &@:2?:"^% @$$ aj€\<]% !!!! GRR I AM SO FREAKING MAD! GRRRR.


Okay first of all I have now calmed down... So tate won and GRRR. Carly should have won! Wth america! (All the stupid rednecks!) if this was any other country Carly would have won! NUFF SAID!
Now I will be giving to order of top 6 I wanted

1.CARLY
2.Cece
3. tate
4. fifth harmony
5. Diamond white
6. Emblem 3

YEAH okay so America... Wth!

I am upset and want to make the world a better place.

Hi guys, I had a great idea for today but honestly I am just sad, about the shooting, gun laws, and just a bunch of stuff. So basically I want to take my anger and help the world, make it a better place. So today I did a small good thing. My janitor, Lisa is under appreciated by my school. When they call her down to the office the call her "janitor" HONESTLY can you not learn her name! Anyways today a part of the hallway was showered in ribbons, I watched Lisa walk up to the hallway and sigh, I went up to her a offered to clean the hallway for her, she smiled and thanked me. She was extremely happy I felt good.  So yah thats my story.

Also yesterday was project for awesome and I made a video for it, basically went you comment money gets donated, also if you go to the website and vote my video up a part of the money gets donated to my charity. PLEASE CLICK HERE TO WATCH AND DONATE! Also we will be donating are Adsense account money from now to JAnuary 17 to WWF, so WATCH OUR VIDEOS and you donate to animals!! Also the vlogbrothers commented on my video so basically  OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZggGGGGGDAHGSHVFGH SVNBVCFDGHMBVCXDFSFHGJBNVCXDFGHMBVCXDGSDHYFJGHVCXDZFSTYFJGHVCFXDSRTYUGHFDSRWE$R%TYHUGFDTERT^Y*HIUR%^&Y*UIHGFDRTE%$R^&YHIUJBVGCFXESR$E%R^THUJBHGCFXDSERDTHIJKNBHVGCFTDRY^THUBNVCFGHBJNV CDFXRTHBDGXTRBHVGCFDRT^YHUJBGFRTYGHJ...... jhgFNSbavcghjdfbgjknmchjkvfndmsbghvjnghvbfrnghjvbnfch jnvmgbvchjkfmtrfghvcujkfmjhvcikxmvcnjkmdf,v  OMG!!!! THANKS

Tragic Shooting and Karen Klein

Hey guys. I am just going to say......nothing. What happened in Newton was horrible.




Also randomly browsing youtube I found the video of Karen Klein and it broke my heart. I LOVE YOU KAREN. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

Homework Help #4 Silk Route and rant

Hey! I am listening to Oh No! And It is amazing. I have such a big crush on that girl. But today isn't music day so I guess I will be talking about the silk route. I said I was going to do the industrial rev. but I kind of skipped a big part of history so ya, LET'S BACKTRACK! Ummm so during the end middle ages a route started. A silk route ranging from India, to Japan, to China, to Turkey, and of course Italy. As I said in other blogs these route kind of sparked the renaissance. Not only did this route trade silk and products it also helped trade ideas and culture. In Europe at the time they were very isolated but when the silk route started the merchants and consumers were exposed to Islam, Judaism, Asian culture, and much more.  So I guess the silk route was basically an eye opener to Europe. BYEEE 

Oh and I missed rant monday so here is a quick rant. MY STUPID SUB CALLED MARGO A BOY????? Wtf. First of all Margo looks nothing like a male, yah she has short hair but girl short hair, not boy short hair! And yah she doesn't wear make up but so? She is obvs not insecure and likes herself the way she is so sub, go away. GRR stupid people. 

Faults

Why am i making a post about faults? Because it's Sunday and Sunday is whatever I want. So I would like to talk about faults because I have a lot of them. Want a list? OKAY!

1. Over confidence.
2. Under confident.
3. Extremely uncoordinated
4. Easily pressured
5. Craving the spotlight
6. Always wanting to be popular
7. I hate sports.
8. I can never fall asleep, ever
9. anxiety
10. I hate the dark. I HATE IT.

So yes I have faults, everyone does! The point of this is that in some of our subscribers eyes we are considered celebrities ,which is extremely nice by the way, which means you might think of us as "perfect" but I just want you guys to know, we aren't. No one is no matter what social media and media says. BUT, on the other side everyone has good things about themselves also! So if you are ever feeling sad, upset, sducidal, or even just annoyed I have a way that you can stop that. Make a list of everything you are good at. EVERYTHING! Let your confidence fly! Let it go, no one will judge you and say laugh. So here is my list.

1. Caring
2. Nice
3. Smart at school
4. Good at piano
5. A great writer
6. A talented artist
7. A talented actor
8. A good editor
9. Some what attractive
10. Loving

So yah. If you are ever feeling down visit our youtube channel and send us a message. We will help you. and use this list thing also. It helps a lot.

New Holiday Schedule

HELLO INTERNET FRIENDS! Christmas is just around the corner which means I will be changing my  blogging schedule for the month of December. This is the holiday schedule.

Monday: Rant

Wednesday: Homework Help (up into December 20)
Friday: Holiday Topic
Sunday: Random or nothing (depends)

With the exception of holiday blogs! BYEE Guys thanks for the support and hello to my two viewers in Saudi Arabia and South Korea, respectively, one viewer in Malaysia, and three viewers in Germany! Oh and of course the 43 Canadians and 16 Americans.

Homework Help #3 Renaissance

School of Athens- Raphael 

Hi internet, I am so sorry about missing so many days! I have been busy. I might change the schedule for Christmas time since I am going to Cuba, and then there is Christmas so I will be super busy. But today we will be talking about the renaissance! The time after the middle ages. YEAH! This was basically the time that changed to world. Without the renaissance we would be living on farms working all day and dying at the age of thirty with no goals or values. What was the renaissance? Well between the centuries of 1400-1700s a new way of thinking spread quickly across Europe. It started in finical booming Italy. Italy was in a perfect geographic location to become wealthy. The silk route, a trading route stretching through  Asia, and Islam, crossed right through Italy and Italians started to trade products with these countries, along with inventions and the ideas of humanism! HUMANISM FTW! Italians, being the hipsters they are, were like GO US! And they started to do a lot of trading with other countries, so much they started a new class of people, merchants! This class changed the whole view of Italy. The feudalism system started to collapse and be re-birthed into a capitalist society. Why work for little pay when you can become a merchant? That was the question of many servants at that time. This new thinking made Italians start to come together into cities. And cities like Florence, Genes, Milan, and Venice were doing great.

And it didn't stop at just trading, new ways of thinking begun. The dull Europe was being transformed into an ancient greek world. Scientists started to spread the idea of humanism from university to university. The idea quickly spread to the west and North of Europe, humanism was the Instagram of the time, everyone wanted it and it was considered cool and new. even though things like wars and religion slowed down the renaissance it fought back with the printing press! Now artistes and scientist could publish there books and sell them across  Europe. These new ideas evolved into new and better things. Inventions, perspective art, school, individualism which are all  things used today. The renaissance sparked a new world full with amazing discoveries. Like the Jaconde which btw is Mona Lisa, which I had no idea and made me lose a point on my test. GRRR, I digress.

Next week we will talk about........ THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION! yea. BYEEE

Opinion 3# Twinkies

Okay so apparently some sort of faty cake called a Twinkie stopped being produced because the company went bankrupt. So on my channel I got a bunch of messages saying that the twinkie is cancelled and I played along but honestly I have never had a twinkie, ever! Are they really that fabulous? Am I missing out? But I feel like this twinkie situation has been OVEREXPOSED! I went on youtube and there were about ten videos about the twinkie. HONESTLY AMERICA? And there was even more posts on tumblr and twitter. GRRR. Even instagram was spammed with twinkies. There is more coverage about the twinkie then when they picked the Canadian president! Good job America, good job. All I have to say is twinkie R.I.P and good reticence.

Rant4# Malls

Hey internet friends lately I have been hating on something, A LOT!!! Malls. You know the shopping place where you buy stuff you don't need, but who cares it's on sale! Anyways why do I hate malls? Well I hate them because they have people, and not people that range in intelligence, but everyone in the mall is just stupid! Well at least the mall where I live. It is one of the biggest malls EVER. Picture it!  Close your eyes...... CLOSE THEM. Okay now open them. Now picture you enter a mall, a giant mall with so much space, but this mall is PACKED with people some are speaking all different languages that you don't understand.  The people are extremely rude and self centred. They all have strollers or they are fat. Kids are screaming and women are cackling, and there is a eerie fart smell in the air. Men are sneezing all over everything, and no they do not cover their mouths. On top of that these mall folk are stupid. Honestly people will just be walking and they stop, right in front of everyone causing a giant traffic jam. And no there isn't just one, the whole family stops creating a barricade of idiots. GRRRR. One time a lady was walking backwards through the mall with her stroller. SHE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS??? Also there are two mall levels and you think you can escape the crowd by the top level but guess what. NOPE! People are there too. So after you finally find your destination don't be happy just yet, they are probably blasting extremely loud music and have lights so low you can't even see what you're buying. Next you make your way through the parades of people just to find you have no idea where your car is parked at all. And now you are walking up and down the parking lot with bags of products hoping not to get mugged or killed in the dark underground parking. Well that's my rant about annoying malls! And basically all people.

Some Story

Hi internet friends here is the middle of my story!!!! Hope you enjoy.
Trifore: Griffin
Catundra: gyspy fighter
Mirage: Catahuman
Merback; levitation turtle

 My eyes shoot open and I am already in feline form.

I watch as our camp is attack by creatures, with sharp yellow eyes, toad skin, and short faces. A pair of green monsters with piercing teeth attacks Catundra and Ripple. Catundra fights back strangling the football shaped demons with a long ribbon.

Mirage, in jaguar form rips a beast to shreds.  “Difyn! There goblins. Stupid creatures, a distraction for something bigger.” Something bigger…. Oh no.

 I snarl as a trio of goblins jump onto my back hitting me with long wooden roads. I roll onto my side squishing a goblin between my black body and the fern coated ground. The two other goblins jump off of me running. Merback stops them with his swinging tail. He knocks the goblins like bowling pins as they fly through the air crashing into a log.

I look around. The goblins have all been killed. I transform back to human and Trifore emerges from the treetops landing in the campsite. “The dragon queen is sending an ogre and a troll.”

I thought the “something bigger’ would be more threatening. “So what? We can fight off a grumpy old man living under a bridge and Shrek. No problem.” I say chuckling.

Trifore grimaces at me. “Those are children’s tales. Trolls are fierce long body dragon-like creatures covered with stone. They are sly like a fox and agile like a cat. And ogres, giant men crafted with wood and stone, built for war.” He pauses “You newcomers are trouble.” He uses he’s eagle wings to send himself into the air. I watch as he flies into the distance.

“Don’t worry he’ll be back.” Says Merback.

“He just needed to blow off some esteem.” Adds Catundra while cleaning her silk ribbon from goblin blood.

“What did he mean by we are trouble?” Asks Ripple.

“Well the dragon queen never really paid attention to us. But now… ever since you have arrived.”

I finish Mirage off “She has.”

“Well drama aside we have to prepare for the troll and ogre.” Announces Merback.

In seconds Trifore lands next to Mirage. Ripple is brought into the brownies safety tree dome protesting but we all know she can’t fight being human.

I stand next to my fellow fighters as the ground starts shaking. Different then the shaking when this world was reveled. That shaking came from all around, this shaking comes from straight deep in the earth.

A large shape reveals itself to us from behind the trees. It is basically what Trifore described. A man about ten feet tall made with stone and wood. Its face is formed with curved bark and dark red eyes peering down at us.

Trifore and Catundra spring into action. Trifore launches himself at the ogre knocking his body off balance. Catundra yelps at him distracting the stone man. She dances around him with a ribbon twisting it around his body leaving him tied up. The mighty monster falls to the ground.

I am about to open my mouth and laugh at the easy task but something bursts from the earth untying the ogre with speed.

It must be the troll. The troll then penetrates back into the earth like a bullet digging underground.

The ogre slaps at Trifore with his giant over sized hand knocking him down. Mirage runs to fight the scary Shrek leaving Merback and me to battle the tricky troll. 

The slick body of the troll pops from out of the ground. It shakes dirt from its rocky body. I look into its green cat eyes almost identical to mine, I know this is going to be a fight to the death. I transform into my panther self and slash him with my claws. From his lizard arm stones crumble away. Green mossy liquid oozes from the cut. He hisses and jumps back into soil.

Everything goes still, well it feels like it. Then breaking the deafening silence the troll pounces out from under Merback. I roar in anger as Merback spins through the air crashing against a rock.

I launch onto the troll pinning him down. He outsmarts me and takes his dagger tail and jams it into my stomach. I growl in pain as we roll around. I bite at his neck with razor sharp teeth. I feel pain shooting in my jaw. A tooth falls from my mouth. I forgot I am biting rock.

The troll takes his jagged teeth and digs them into my arm, past the fur, past the skin. Blood pours from my arm. Pain is no longer just a short outburst it is running through every inch of my body.

He slams me to the ground holding his sharp tail to my neck. He starts to cut into my flesh I bite my tongue and feel myself going into shock but then it all stops. The troll collapses onto me. Mossy blood squirts from its head.

I push him off of me and stare at his face. Right in between his eyes is an arrow. I look toward the direction the arrow had come from. Ripple stands holding a bow. Brownies surround her in awe.

“I’m sorry catahuman, she refused to stay in the dome.” Says one of the brownies.

“Ripple?” I stare at her in awe.

“What? You forgot that its eyes are on the sides of its head creating a blind spot. I just shot there.”

I look behind me as Trifore destroys the ogre by knocking his head clean off.

“Where is Merback?’ asks Catundra. I run over to the rock where he hit.

“His shell is destroyed! Cracked. And I think he is knocked out.”

“It’s okay the pixies will be here soon.” Says Mirage. I look at her puzzled. “See here they are.” She adds.

I witness about fifty small, only about half an inch naked people, mostly ladies buzz around, and then they all stop at small triangular bright colored flowers.

The ladies dance into the flowers, the pedals wrap around the ladies tiny bodies making perfect fitting dresses. The males float down into leaves that grow around their bodies creating a full body green suite.

The pixies buzz into a giant swarm. The swarm of people twists around Merback, his shell sticks back together fixing perfectly.

Then the swarm twirls around the other members of the group healing their scraps, cuts, and bruises.

The pixies circle around my neck. Immediately the tooth holes relax and slowing disappear, they do the same with my arm and stomach. Then the pixies flutter above us dropping their clothes showering us with petals and leaves. 

The natural confetti rains down on us.  “Why do they even bother wearing clothes just to take them off?”

“They do it for humans to please them take away any awkwardness, pixies try to please everyone, that is their fault, lust. They are one of two creatures in any world that devote their lives for other creatures.” Say Mirage.

“What’s the other? Fairies?”