X factor Music

Hi internet friends! Today is Thursday which is music day! So I will reviewing the contestants of the most popular music show..........THE VOICE! Just kidding X factor. I will be reviewing the top 6 as of a few hours ago.

Tate: Dear Tate, You are an amazing singer!!! AMAZING! Yet you are not the X factor. The show is looking for the whole package. You have the voice but the stage presence? Nope. Most songs are bought by my age group and I would not buy your music. Sorry maybe try american idol? Voice? But you do treat your wife good so props for that! Sincerely, me.

Minus Vino and Paige

Diamond White: Dear Diamond, you have a great voice and a stunning smile, you might just be the X factor but the only problem is you are like a young Whitney Houston, and it doesn't help you always sing her songs also. But I guess I love you still!

Fifth Harmony: I am horribly sorry about the death in your family. RIP. I just can't insult them I would feel bad so NEXT.

Cece Frey: Dear Cece, I love you! You have so many haters because you were a "bitch" and stuff but I think your amazing! I will admit you can work on pitch but you are the most marketable, I would buy the crap out of your songs, you are the whole package! Amazing amazing amazing. Your my celebrity crush.. and just may be the X factor. (Haters don't hate me)

Carly Rose Sonenclar: YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!! AHHHHH! AH! AHHH! Like you deserve a long OMG so here you go OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG and La shut up!

One direction, oops I meant emblem3. And that basically explains my opinion.

So what are my predictions?

6. Fifth Harmony
5. Diamond White
4. Emblem3
3. Tate
2. Cece
1. Carly

I will be updating these predictions every week.

No Blog Today

Hey internet friends it's Wednesday and guess what? I have three tests tomorrow, so Sunday I will be making the history blog, sorry! Byeeeeeee

Opinion #2 Sports (Teams)

Hi internet friends it's Tuesday and I have four tests on Thursday! I am so busy lately so if I miss a post don't flip! I had a writing club today,  I have been writing scripts for a drama play and a christmas special for nttp, filming, writing, running, and plus school. I have a crazy life.

Anyways today I will be giving an opinion about sports, firstly if you are a hardcore team sport player stop reading right now! I can tell you are still here, LEAVE. Or get offended. So I love sports as much as the next un feathered friend but only sports that require skills, archery, running, swimming, martial arts, fencing, and all that jazz but I hate team sports a lot. Why Garrison? You may be asking yourself, well here is the answer in one simple sentence. They are stupid.

I am more of the artsy type,  (I know what you were thinking! I'm straight kay!) I like the arts because I excel at them but some sports I do enjoy alas not team sports because I fail at everything with a team. I get nervous and feel judged and mess up. Like today in basketball I honestly panicked and threw the ball into the air which then decided to hit me in the face, hard! I just hate people relying on me. Also who needs team sports! Give me a situation where I will need to know how to throw a round mound of skin into a high hanging net.... NEVER! I know that team sports teach us sportsmen ship, teamwork, and cordonation, but we can learn sportsmen ship from socializing with people, teamwork from drama, and cordonation by video games and instruments! I know I am a stuck in the mud but that doesn't mean I hate all sports! As I said before some I like, the one with points! Fencing, archery, and martial arts, can be used for self defence and exercise, also without a team, much less pressure. Swimming and running can also be helpful in an apocliptic situation or a demon land dolphin chasing you. Of course the only exception to this rule is volleyball, I like that.

So to sum up I think we could be doing much better things then team sports but of course just a lonely angry guy on a computer's opinion. But my opinions is right, jk, jk about jk, aha BYEEEEEE

Rant#3 Celebrities

Hi internet friends. Today I will be ranting about celebrities. I am not talking about celebrities like JK rolling, Katy Perry, Tom Cruise, and all other actors, artistes, and authors but I am talking about the ones that do NOTHING! I mean nothing. Examples would be Paris Hilton, Karadshians, and people like them. Even though artistes can be annoying like Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black at least they do stuff that can be appreciated by some people, at least they are famous for actual work! But the ones who do nothing irk me. They remind me of the ladies of the renaissance, they have rich and powerful families so they are famous and rich for no reason! Then without any work they are given amazing opportunities like television shows, record deals, hosting, marriage to other celebrities. It's just not fair! They have done nothing and society values them! Yet people who make youtube videos and put MUCH EFFORT into it get no fame (hint hint). So I guess it will stay like that until they all overdose....  Just kidding but really we need to stop. BYEEEEE,  That was short, bigger blog tomorrow!

Recipe for Surprise Cake

Hi internet friends, today Margo, and I made a cooking video for youtube in which we used an easy bake oven to cook a cake!!! A cake of surprise! So I thought that I would share the actually recipe here!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!

What you will need:
A easy bake oven or normal oven
M&Ms
A bag of chocolate cake batter
A bag of Vanilla Cake batter
Sprinkles
Vanilla and chocolate frosting mix
Milk
Unicorn tears
Water
Mio
pam
Spoon, plate, three bowls, pan, knife, freezer
Secret ingredient (to know secret ingredient click here kay!)
And a friend or enemy

Steps:
First start with plugging in your easy bake oven or pre heating your oven to 350 degrees.
Now take a bowl and add half a bag of chocolate cake mix and half a bag of Vanilla mix. Mix them together and add one tablespoon of milk. Stir until smooth and add some drops of Mio. Lastly add the M&Ms and the secret ingredient. Place the mixture into a small pam sprayed pan and with oven mitts put it into the oven. Let bake for 25 minutes. While you are waiting for your cake to bake you can work on the frosting. Take two bowls, in one pour the chocolate frosting mix in along with two teaspoons of water. Stir that together and add enough mio until it is a red velvet colour. In the other bowl add vanilla frosting mix with two teaspoons of water, and enough mio until the mixture is orangish pink. The frostings should be a lumpy consistency. Finally add the unicorn tears. By now your cake should be ready. Take it out of even with mitts and place into freezer for five mins. When the cake is hard take it out of the pan and decorate it with frosting, sprinkles, and your enemies blood. And voila you have a CAKE SURPRISE!!!!!!

Ahaha if you wanna see the video you can here.  BYEEEEEEE sorry for missing Saturday I was very busy.

Looper Review

Hi internet friends, toady FRIDAY, I will be reviewing Looper!!! A amazing movie that was basically inception with extra twists. I would summarize the plot but it's honestly impossible to do that. The movie is basically about this guy who's job is to kill people sent from the past my the rainstick, or something, then past him comes and everything just blows up and is extremly confusing yet entertaining. It honestly made me cry at the end, I don't cry. But this movie is way more then you bargain for! SO WATCH IT A.S.A.P! Sorry for the short post buy this movie is too amazing to summarize. Watch the trailer for more info. BYEEEEE

My Music

HEYY internet friends!!!! IM HYPER ON MIO ENERGY!!! I TOOK SHOTS OF MIO!!!!! Thanks Margo!!! I love the mio from the state of sunshine!!!! Anyways today is music day!! Since the charts haven't really changed much I will be talking about my favorite artist in music and least favourites.

One of the best singers of all time is Florence Welch. She restores my faith in music. Her voice is so beautiful and amazing. Her songs have great beats and lyrics. I LOVE HER.

Now someone I hate, Justin Bieber, yah I know get the knives and stab me!!! I'm sorry I just do no like his music. It's pointless and annoying. GRRR and every girl just loves him.

Okay so this might come to a surprise but I love Katy Perry. Her voice is amazing and stunning. She can sing inspirational, super pop, inn die, gospel. EVERY GENRE!

Next up is Rhianna, she's just boring and her voice is low and weird. She acts like she's a devil's child and just sings about love, but not real love, one night stands and stuff. She's an idiot.

I am really liking Taylor Swift lately, her voice is maturing along with her lyrics. Every song on her album I love, a lot.

I always like Bruno Mars, Ke$ha (kinda), Marianna, Pink, civil war, Christinna Perri, and Adele. And I dislike Lady Gaga, Jay-z, Kayne West, will-i-am-, and Lil wayne. (I don't like rap)  

Tomorrow I will review LOOPER!!!!! Thanks guys byeeeeeeee

Homework Help#2 The Black Death

In the 14 century (1300) a horrible disease attacked and destroyed 25 million people in Europe, Africa, and Asia. But we will focus today on Europe. So basically the disease was though to be carried to Europe from merchants arriving from Asia. It started in big cities like Florence, Venice, London, ext since in the cities people were packed closer together and transmitted the Black Death easier. Also there were more rats in the cities which carried to sickness. Symptoms started with small red rings along with bumps filled with puss (EWWWWWWW). Then the ill would get high fevers and later die a painful death. People didn't understand what was happening, they thought it was a punishment from God, or something to do with the stars alignment. They would keep flowers with them, thinking the fresh oder would protect themselves, alas it didn't.  Whole families and villages were wiped of the map, leaving dead bodies and ash in the streets. It was a scary and horrible time that took a third of the population of Europe. But why did this illness hit so hard? Well firstly in the middle ages they basically had no hygiene, no baths, no hand washing, no dental care, they would be lucky to clean themselves once a month, if even. And they didn't have the technology to create a cure, they though it was because of the planets......of course they couldn't find a cure.... So what were the consequences of the black death next to well death? Well we understand the negative consequences but are there any positive ones? Yes. So because of the bubonic plague a lot of workers died, the plague created amazing job opportunities for the living. It basically broke through the feudalism system and started a new way of thinking. Humanism was also starting to become an idea which sparked the renaissance which will be next Wednesday's topic!!!!

Rant #2 Movie Theatres

Hey Internet Friends, It's Tuesday but I forgot Monday's post. IM SORRY I WAS SICK. Anyways I am very angry, perfect for a rant/opinion!!! So today I will be ranting and giving an opinion about movie theatres.

Okay movie theatres are usually a great place, you eat food, watch a movie, have fun with friends, but sometimes they can be a horrible place. First of all they are ALWAYS INSANELY BUSY. I mean insane. Second of all the prices are way to high. A small pop is like 7.00 $. SEVEN DOLLARS! At the end of the night you have spend about your whole savings account on food. And they won't let you bring your own food (I still do shhhhhh) Now the most annoying part of the movies is the horrible people in the theatre. Here are the different types of annoying people.

The sick kid- Tends to cough and sneeze constantly to spread it's disease to as much of the population as possible. Usually found in pairs.

The technology king/queen- A rare species usually found in PG-13 movies. this bizarre creature pays money to see a movie and then uses their phones the whole time and of course they don't even think of turning down their brightness.

The speaker- one of the most common of all creatures, this species speaks to a friend the whole movie, but scientists are baffled why they use the loudest voice possible.

 The questioner- A sub species of speaker usually a juvenile of child that goes to a film with their parent and asks a question about every single detail of every part of the movie.

GRRRR, well that's my rant I guess. BYEEEEEE

My Story!

This the day of Sunday, fa la la la la la la la la. What do I want to talk about today? Hmmmmm. Since it is Sunday and random day I guess we can talk about my writing like I promised!!!! So here is my rough draft a novel I wrote? Please give opinions? SOrry if it changes tenses it's a rough draft.  It's about a boy who can transform into a panther....

Difyn Holloway prowled down the hallways of the oldest library in town. Searching though the shelves and shelves of dusty old books. He smiled to himself when he found the book marked “Fantasia”. Difyn walked up to the librarians counter with his book in hand.

The old lady at the front desk had light gray hair and wrinkly skin. She smiled at the young teen. Her lipstick stained teeth totally crept Difyn out. He passed her the book and she checked it through the scanner.  Before passing back the book she looked at Difyn “What beautiful eyes you have.” He shrugged.

“Umm thanks.” Uttered Difyn. His hands became sweaty with worry, what if she knows. He thought. The lady passed him the book but her frail hands dropped it. Of course it was just part or her wicked plan. He leaned down to pick it up and something brushed against his neck. He looked down to see his silver necklace dangling from his neck untucked from his hoodie. Oh Im busted thought Difyn to himself, his green cat eyes, his necklace she must know I’m a catahuman. He smiled at her hoping she wasn’t an evil creature.

Of course I am not lucky. The old lady’s wrinkly skin becomes even wrinklier, which I didn’t believe was possible. I watch in horror as a gruesome green rash begins on her arm spreading quickly across her whole body creating a green layer of skin. Her gray hair explodes away the gray color leaving a pale yellow shade. The librarian’s eyes turn bloodshot with yellow irises. Lastly her back bursts out with large bat like green wings with yellow webbing. She snarls at me showing her pointy yellow teeth and long red split tongue.

She pounces at me biting into my shoulder sending stabbing pain through me. I shout and feel myself transforming into my catahuman form, this always happens when I am being attacked. My jet-black hair starts growing over my whole body and in a few seconds I become a fierce panther. I growl at her and sink my retractable claws into her back. She gasps and lets go of my slick black furry body. She flies up to the top of the librarie’s high roof ready to swop down at me.

“Ugly Troll” I hauler at her.

“I AM A HARPY! NOT A TROLL” She shrieks. I watch as she dives towards me. I lock my eyes onto her and my cat senses kick in. In cat form I feel like I can sense anything and am Ready for anything. She tries to attack me but I dodge her flailing body, sending her straight into one of the wooden bookshelves.

I listen as her body cracks against the books. I jump up to the top of one of the shelves and use it as a Launchpad. I feel the muscles in my ankles push myself into the air I crash onto her body. She dizzily growls at me and transforms back into her lady self. I use my necklace to transform back into my self. I pick up my clothes lying by the counter and slip into them. I grab my book and rush out of the library. As I walk away from the library I watch the multiple police cars pull up at the building.

Skipping over rosebushes, crushing flowerbeds, and running on sidewalks is how I get home. I can’t let the cops catch me. I have already gotten in so much trouble just this month. I am a magical creature living in a normal world I am bound to get in trouble. DUN DUN DUNNN. I hope you guys enjoy and please COMMENT! First comment gets a shout out :) Also make sure to check out the new tab VLOG where there is a video. 

  

My Favorite Books

It's Saturday and I basically don't have much time to do a blog today since I went to see Looper, it was amazing but let's not turn this into a movie review, that's Friday. Today is writing day!!!!! So I was planning on sharing some of my writing but I honestly don't have time today. Maybe tomorrow. But today I will be giving a top seven list of books I LOVE and why. Why seven? Because I like to be crazy!!!!

7. The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)  

Brings greek mythology into the 21 century with some hilarious twists.  

6. Wind in the Willows
Wind in the Willows is a classic. It captures the imagination of children and teens with it's hilarious storyline and characters.

5. Catching Fire
The second in the series of Hunger Games is almost as good as the first. It basically re tells to first story in a more awesome way. I love the new characters and the old ones and how they interact.

4. Fablehaven (all of the series)
This fantasy series is magical yet down to earth. It takes a whimsical situations and incorporates it into a modern time. Truly fantastic.

3. Divergent
This book is a hunger games read alike. It takes you on the journey of a girl who makes one desicion  that changes everything.

2. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
This novel is honestly one of the best things i have ever read. The main character is basically me. At least I can relate to him. The book is filled with time travel, love, monsters, and a great journey. 

1. Hunger Games
Do I even need to explain this one? This book is just complete perfection.

Skyfall Movie Review

Hi Internet friends! IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY. Okay that's enough of that. Friday is movie review day so I will be reviewing Skyfall, the new James Bond movie.

First of all I will review the movie in a nutshell without spoiling it. So the movie starts with a bunch of action where James Bond is like running around like crazy chasing some villain. There is also some girl in a jeep that is helping James Bond. And she's talking to an old women that I guess is E. She's like the top of the spy agency. Annnywaysss then the villain and James are fighting on a roof of a train (wouldn't the wind just blow them off? I have seen Polar Express) then the jeep girl gets the mission to shoot the villain. Then she misses and shoots Bond. Oops. Then James falls of the train down a waterfall and the opening credits start along with the song Skyfall, and I'm like OMG THIS IS AWESOME. So after the messed up credits the movie starts. And James Bond is alive!!! Shocker! So he begins his training to become a spy and  the rest is just a bunch of fighting and action.

Now my review. I honestly was bored during most of the movie. I thought it would be more spy stuff then just action. It felt more like a superhero movie then a spy movie. But overall I guess I liked it. I just expected more from a spy movie. My favorite part was probably the ending where they are hiding out in James' mansion. So go see it if you want to and maybe write your own review?

Popular Music Opinions

Hey internet friends!!! How was your day? I have school off this whole week so yah I'm bored as f*** (btw that reads frog! What did you think?) Anyways it's wednes... I mean Thursday and that means music day. Yeahhhhh. So I guess I am going to give my opinions on the music on the charts as of currently... yup I know how to use grammar... okay one second....

I am back and I have listened to the top 10 songs on iTunes and I have a brain full of opinions!! I will also rate the songs out of ***** stars.

10: Ho hey by the Lumineers
Okay this song is honestly beautiful, it has hints of folk which is always awesome. And the guys voice is calming and relaxing. I also like the rhythm in a way it reminds me of Of Monsters and Men which is the best. I just bought the crap outta Ho Hey. *****

9: One More Night by Maroon 5
When I first heard this song I honestly thought it was creature feature ahhaha. So this song is one of those 100% pop songs that really has no meaning but honestly I kind of love it. The pre chorus is great along with the verses. It's also easy to dance to and it has that traditional Maroon 5 quality where they take a sad topic and turn it into a happy pumped up song. ****

8: I Cry by Florida and some sort of auto tone computer
I hate this song with a passion. It starts out with pointless rapping and then some crazy voice jumps in about crying or something, the jury is still out if that voice was Justin Bieber. Yet it's catchy. **

7: Die Young by Ke$ha
You are probably expecting me to be like I HATE HER SO MUCH ILLUMANTI BLAH BLAH BLAH. But I love this song so much!!!! It's honestly so catchy and happy and amazing. **************************

6: Little Things by One Direction
Well it's one of their best songs so far. But I don't love it. Out of all the singers the one who sang third was the only good one. I am actually kind of laughing when they mention thighs. WHO SINGS ABOUT THIGHS? aahhahahahah  ***

5: True Colors by like the whole universe
I'm extremely confused first of all why is it sang but like 50 people and second is it a remake? I have no words.... *

4: Locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars
Ummmm OU! Ahha this song sounds like everyone he's done. The pre chorus and chorus are the only good parts and the rest is weird..... **

3: Gangnam Style by PSY!!!!
Craziest thing ever but of course I love this awesome foreign dance song after listening to it more than 10000 times I think I have learned Korean, The only thing I don't like is all the old people on ET, and stuff are doing it and I'm like "Old people stop trying to be cool (old= 40+)" *****

2: Skyfall by Adele
This song is truly beautiful and amazing. Adele is amazing.... I love her.... So much.... I will also be reviewing Skyfall the movie on Friday. *****

1: Diamonds by Rihanna
As much as the radio plays this song I just don't like it! The song basically repeats one verse the whole friggen song!!! This song is not bright like a diamond. And how did it get to the top? GRRRRRR **

Other popular music I like this week: If I knew you were Trouble, We are never getting back together, Everything Has Changed, Try, Va Va voom, Good Time, Too close, Little Talks, and Cruise.

Also Vote on your favorite song in this weeks poll on the sidebar.

Homework Help 1# The Middle Ages

Hi internet friends! How's the day going? I have practiced piano and went to get thai food. I love you Thai food. It's Wednesday which means I will be helping you study for that test tomorrow on the Middle Ages.

The middle ages, or sometimes called the dark ages were I time that nothing was really going on in Europe. No culture or humanism or art, the world was a boring place to be. But was it really that bad and dark? If you consider no real culture bad than yes, it was bad, but if you consider war and dying bad then the dark ages was a great time. What I mean by that was after the fall of the Roman Empire the life expectancy went up and there was no major wars and conquering. So it is all a matter of opinion.

Let's now explore the government and economy of the middle ages. Well, in the dark ages people used feudalism. What is feudalism? Great questions. It was a system of which the King stood at the top and below him where Lords and Priests. Below them were the knights that showed loyalty to the king in exchange for land. Below the knights were their vassels which would cultivate the knights land and give them a portion of the food they cultivated in exchange for safety and land. And the vassals would have vassals and so on and so on until you hit the lowest stage of this system, the servants which were basically the lowest form of vassal.  So basically that's how it worked at the time of middle ages. Nothing extremely interesting or major until the black plague attacked and killed almost half of Europe, tune in next week for information on the black plague which changed Europe in more than one way.

Have any questions about the middle ages? Leave them in the section below. Remember to read tomorrow for my opinions on music!!!!

Opinion 1# American Politics

Hi internet friends and how are you today? I have had a pretty eventful day with my friend Alaska. We filmed a video so check out that also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMcZkl2fRMg&feature=plcp. Anyways on with my opinion on......... POLITICS!!!

Even though I am Canadian I will not talk about Canadian politic because 1. They are boring and 2. No one cares not even Canadians.  But American politics are so much more interesting. They are almost comical. I am a conservative democrat which means I believe in equal right for everyone. I also think the environment does matter and we shouldn't overlook it. Like the Native Americans believe "Think seven generations ahead of you before making any decisions." I don't have any idea who I'm quoting but I added the " " to make it seem like I know what I'm talking about. Anyways back to the politics I believe that American politics are stupid because they make it seem like the world is black and white with only two options. It's stupid. Also the independent parties are basically unknown. That's the only good thing about Canadian Parties, there is options that are shown and know of! Liberal, Conservative, Bloc- Quebecois, NDP, Green party, SO MANY PARTIES!!! Also in American Politics you are allowed only two terms as president, which I find unfair, if someone is a great politician then they should stay as long as they are re elected every term. For instance Obama was handed a broken country and it takes more than eight years for him to fix a messed up nation (I love you Americans anyway though!!!!). This is starting to turn into a rant more than opinion so let's end this now.

My Opinion in a grade (American Politics): C+
But maybe Obama's American can bump it up to an A

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Rant.#1: Annoying Teachers

Good morning for those of you who are up! It's monday and 10 am. This is another reason why I hate mondays. Usually I have school today but the days off (praise the Lord) so my whole sleeping schedule  is messed up. I got up at TEN! Think about it TEN. You can probably put together that I usually sleep in. Anyways let us enter the rant........

Okay so today I will be ranting about teachers. Okay first of all some are great (ahaha just kidding) THEY ALL SUCK! Well not actually my social teacher and math are nice. Personally some teachers drive me crazy because they have higher authority over you and they defiantly take advantage of that privilege.  Like when they won't let you leave the class to even use the washroom! On time one of my teachers told us to start training our bladders! How do you train your bladder????? My bladder isn't a friggen Seaworld dolphin! I digress, also I hate the teachers that are too strict, one of my teachers is a good example. One time my friend and I were done our work and doing a crossword puzzle I accidentally ripped her corner and it went downhill from there. Well eventually my friend just ripped my paper in half and we both were laughing, keep in mind the whole class was being loud also. Anyways for getting my paper ripped she almost suspended my friend and I. SUSPENDED. I hate you teacher. 

Remember how I said I hate strict teacher? Well it goes to other way also. I am not fond of teachers who don't care, because then you learn nothing. I swear you could bring a zebra into the class and the teacher wouldn't care or notice. So I guess you need a healthy medium. We also have crazy teachers. One time my teacher pulled out a random tomato from her pocket and was like hmm where did this tomoato come from? Like wth!!! Also one of my teachers eats orange peels and raw soup? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD? So that was my rant for today, sorry for the anger. Tomorrow I will be posting opinions on...... you will see tomorrow!!! Anyways bye, and check out our youtube. And what I'm doing today? Going to the mall I think (yeah!) 

P.s Even with all this craziness I managed honours? I am just as puzzled as you are!

Blogging Schedule

Hey Clouds. Here is my schedule for my blog so you know what will be posted on what day.

Monday: Rant
Tuesday: Opinion on a subject
Wednesday: History Homework Help (teachers love giving tests on Thursday so I will help with cramming!!!)
Thursday: Music day (Margo's Idea)
Friday: Movie Reviews
Saturday: Writing Day!!! Because I always do my best writing on lazy days
Sunday: Anything I want day. Kind of like a little surprise aha !!

Thanks everyone. And do you mind checking out my friend's blog? Who inspired me to do this? http://itcamefrominsidemyhead.blogspot.ca