Rant4# Malls

Hey internet friends lately I have been hating on something, A LOT!!! Malls. You know the shopping place where you buy stuff you don't need, but who cares it's on sale! Anyways why do I hate malls? Well I hate them because they have people, and not people that range in intelligence, but everyone in the mall is just stupid! Well at least the mall where I live. It is one of the biggest malls EVER. Picture it!  Close your eyes...... CLOSE THEM. Okay now open them. Now picture you enter a mall, a giant mall with so much space, but this mall is PACKED with people some are speaking all different languages that you don't understand.  The people are extremely rude and self centred. They all have strollers or they are fat. Kids are screaming and women are cackling, and there is a eerie fart smell in the air. Men are sneezing all over everything, and no they do not cover their mouths. On top of that these mall folk are stupid. Honestly people will just be walking and they stop, right in front of everyone causing a giant traffic jam. And no there isn't just one, the whole family stops creating a barricade of idiots. GRRRR. One time a lady was walking backwards through the mall with her stroller. SHE WAS WALKING BACKWARDS??? Also there are two mall levels and you think you can escape the crowd by the top level but guess what. NOPE! People are there too. So after you finally find your destination don't be happy just yet, they are probably blasting extremely loud music and have lights so low you can't even see what you're buying. Next you make your way through the parades of people just to find you have no idea where your car is parked at all. And now you are walking up and down the parking lot with bags of products hoping not to get mugged or killed in the dark underground parking. Well that's my rant about annoying malls! And basically all people.